How the 'slimy glop' sold as eggnog lost its noggin

On Heidi Fink's tongue, homemade eggnog tastes like Christmas Eve.

Her mom only made it once a year, homemade from a 100-year-old recipe that called for twoquarts of whiskey and two dozen eggs.

"It was so expensive,"said the Victoria chef.

"It was so delicious. Everybody wanted to drink just like a litre of it. Tasted like the biggest best milkshake you've ever had."

5.3-million litres of 'nog sold

And it was nothing like the "slimy" glop you can buy in supermarkets, saidFink.

It was rich, frothy, laden with cream and raw eggs with stiffly beaten whites.

"And people are quite leery of that nowadays," said Fink."People ate it like that for centuries, before they decided it's bad for you."

Canadians guzzled some 5.3-million litres of commercially-made eggnog during the 2014 holiday season almost as much as whipping cream, according to Statistics Canada.

But a lot less than they used to drink. A decade ago it was closer to eight-million litres.

The holiday elixir just does not deliver nostalgia to everybody's taste buds like it used to. In fact, the ancient drink can be quite divisive.

Some turn up theirnose atthe fat content.

Others rant that thegloopy mixtures that masqueradeas eggnog on store shelves almost all year round now are anabomination compared to the real stuff.

The recipe's been lost to mass production and safety concerns over raw eggs.

Variants of the creamy concoction now appear long before Christmas, most bereft of traditional ingredients.

There's soy, almond, coconutand even a horrifying marshmallow version at Easter perhaps an homage to the scene in Little House on the Prairie when eggnog is delivered with chipped ice to farm workers on a hot day?

Eggs or no eggs?

Few commercial nogs even contain cream, much less the traditional raw eggs enjoyed in the 1800s.

The National Dairy Code defines eggnog as: "food made from milk and cream containing milk and cream which has been flavoured and sweetened. The food shall contain not less than 3.25 per centmilk fat and not less than 23 per centtotal solids."

"While there are no specific legal product standards for eggnog in Canadaor restrictions on when it can be sold, the drink must be labelled in an "accurate, truthful and not misleading" way.

So, if there are no eggs. No eggnog on the label.

"If the product does not contain dairy ingredients and egg products, the use of the term "eggnog" on its own could be considered misleading, if consumers would expect these ingredients in the food."

"In cases where the product does not contain eggs, additional information to that effect should be provided on the label," according to the Canadian Food Inspection Agency's media relations department,

However, that doesn't stop beverage makers or expensive coffee vendors from ladling on the Christmas nostalgiaand cashing in on the spices nutmeg and vanilla which give eggnog its characteristic taste.

But Fink insists store-bought nog can't hold a candle to her mom's mixture.

Yes, it's full of fat. Yes, it's expensive.But if you ever try it, you will never think of eggnog the same way again.

When she makes it now, Fink first creates a custard base with the eggs, then adds other ingredients, in her current version of her mom's old-fashioned egg nog, so they are in essence cooked, solving bacterial concerns.

Noggin lost long ago

Despite Fink's love of the rich, festive drink, she has no problem with others experimenting with new types of nog.

Let's face it.We stopped using nogs to drink eggnog a long time ago.

Historically, the name was somehow derived from the wooden cup used to drink the alcohol-infused concoction. And it was made with entirely different ingredients, which shifted through the ages.

"From what I understand about eggnog, the history is kind of murky," said Fink.

The common thread to the alcoholic milk punch seemed to be "eggs, milk and sugar."

How eggnog got its handle

But historically, it might have been made with beer, grog (watered rum) or even wine.

It's thought to have migrated with Europeans to the New World where full-force rum or whiskey replaced grog

Like with language and social norms. Food also changes- Chef Heidi Fink

Hence thename "egg and grog in a noggin" shifted over time to eggnog.

It was made in large quantities and served at social occasions cold. America's first president, George Washington, was a fanand had his own recipe:heavy on the rye whiskey, sherry and rum for the stout ofheart only.

It's changed so much from that, to non-alcoholic, non-egg and even non-dairy. Fink sees no reason why recipes need to stay static.

"The fight between what's rigorously authentic and what's more modern and user-friendly. Like with language and social norms,food also changes. There's nothing wrong with having a new idea of what eggnog means." said Fink.

So bottoms up on whatever version of the nog suits your fancy boozy, creamy or yes, even the "slimy glop" that would never have graced the Fink family table on Christmas Eve.