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Posted: 2020-06-21T23:05:14Z | Updated: 2020-06-21T23:05:14Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.

Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

My gyno told me that in her 20 yrs of practice, I have the strongest pelvic floor shes ever seen so if you feel a shift in energy when I enter the room its cos this is the level of confidence Im walking with now.

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My gyno told me that in her 20 yrs of practice, I have the strongest pelvic floor shes ever seen so if you feel a shift in energy when I enter the room its cos this is the level of confidence Im walking with now.

Camilla Blackett (@camillard) June 16, 2020

If you're wondering who the dumbest person in the world is, I put latte mug of tea in the microwave, but the mug was too tall, so I poured some tea out and tried to put the mug back in.

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If you're wondering who the dumbest person in the world is, I put latte mug of tea in the microwave, but the mug was too tall, so I poured some tea out and tried to put the mug back in.

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 18, 2020

NO your email did NOT find me well, it found me ravaged with STRESS AND THE EFFECTS OF TIME

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NO your email did NOT find me well, it found me ravaged with STRESS AND THE EFFECTS OF TIME

Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 15, 2020

i have also thought i was poisoned at shake shack only to remember i am, in fact, lactose intolerant

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i have also thought i was poisoned at shake shack only to remember i am, in fact, lactose intolerant

ziwe (@ziwe) June 16, 2020

Marriage during a pandemic is just taking turns muting and yelling \"I'M ON A ZOOM\" throughout a day.

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Marriage during a pandemic is just taking turns muting and yelling "I'M ON A ZOOM" throughout a day.

Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) June 16, 2020

I will no worries if not! people into the fcking ground

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I will no worries if not! people into the fcking ground

(@spinubzilla) June 16, 2020

This lady and her 15 friends tested positive for COVID after a girls' night out.

This is terrible of course.

But the bigger question is who the hell has 15 friends?

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This lady and her 15 friends tested positive for COVID after a girls' night out.

This is terrible of course.

But the bigger question is who the hell has 15 friends?

Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) June 17, 2020

honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner

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honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner

dumpster baby (@laurenrosaaa) June 15, 2020

I will either respond to your email immediately or three years from now

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I will either respond to your email immediately or three years from now

Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 16, 2020

black women: we are sad, frustrated, hurt, exhausted
white women: okay so what Im hearing is youre mad at me

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black women: we are sad, frustrated, hurt, exhausted
white women: okay so what Im hearing is youre mad at me

Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) June 13, 2020

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thinking abt the very large bottle of fireball whisky in the bottom drawer of my desk at work, wondering if it misses me too

Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 15, 2020

being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someones gotta do it

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being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someones gotta do it

ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 17, 2020

technically a pool noodle is a bucatini

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technically a pool noodle is a bucatini

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i dont have any hobbies but i do like reading customer reviews of indian cookbooks where white people complain about the dishes being too spicy

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i dont have any hobbies but i do like reading customer reviews of indian cookbooks where white people complain about the dishes being too spicy

Scaachi (@Scaachi) June 15, 2020

canadians be like and then shovel snow

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canadians be like and then shovel snow

sofie halili (@literallysofie) June 16, 2020

A girl I went to high school with just announced that shes a grandmother, and my right hip disintegrated.

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A girl I went to high school with just announced that shes a grandmother, and my right hip disintegrated.

Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) June 16, 2020

At this point, I've basically got a Zoom prop bag sitting next to my laptop. It's got a bra, hoodie, lip stick, head scarf, brow definer, hoops, etc. depending on \"who all gone be on there.\"

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At this point, I've basically got a Zoom prop bag sitting next to my laptop. It's got a bra, hoodie, lip stick, head scarf, brow definer, hoops, etc. depending on "who all gone be on there."

Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) June 16, 2020

Just realized there has never been an easier time for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID. Oh that doesnt look like me? Really? You can tell just from the eyes? No I will NOT take my mask off.

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Just realized there has never been an easier time for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID. Oh that doesnt look like me? Really? You can tell just from the eyes? No I will NOT take my mask off.

Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 18, 2020

Tomorrow is another day used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it kind of just feels like a threat.

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Tomorrow is another day used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it kind of just feels like a threat.

The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 14, 2020

Shoutout to the useless people who start 10 Words with Friends games then forget to log in for a week.

Me. I am useless people.

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Shoutout to the useless people who start 10 Words with Friends games then forget to log in for a week.

Me. I am useless people.

Luvvie is writing book 2 (@Luvvie) June 17, 2020