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Posted: 2020-07-07T04:17:17Z | Updated: 2020-07-07T04:17:17Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or less.

Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below.

If I were an x-ray technician, after I took the first x-ray Id say: ok now lets do a goofy one. I think people would laugh/have a good time

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If I were an x-ray technician, after I took the first x-ray Id say: ok now lets do a goofy one. I think people would laugh/have a good time

broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) June 29, 2020

i wanna listen to an audiobook where the actor is also reading it for the first time so you can hear them gasp when a plot twist happens

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i wanna listen to an audiobook where the actor is also reading it for the first time so you can hear them gasp when a plot twist happens

Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 30, 2020

It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.

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It turns out the answer to my problems wasn't at the bottom of this pint of ice cream, but the important thing is that I tried.

Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 2, 2020

I think I speak for many cis women when I say that our actual greatest locker-room fear is getting stuck in our sweaty sports bra with no one around to help free us

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I think I speak for many cis women when I say that our actual greatest locker-room fear is getting stuck in our sweaty sports bra with no one around to help free us

andi zeisler (@andizeisler) June 30, 2020

I do NOT, and I cannot stress this enough, have the ability to stress things enough!

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I do NOT, and I cannot stress this enough, have the ability to stress things enough!

amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) June 29, 2020

ms. frizzle be like I know a spot and then takes you inside jakes esophagus

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ms. frizzle be like I know a spot and then takes you inside jakes esophagus

Audrey Lipsmire (@AudreysParty) June 30, 2020

So who else is still smiling at people, dogs and babies from behind a mask like a fool?

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So who else is still smiling at people, dogs and babies from behind a mask like a fool?

Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) July 1, 2020

I got me some lights to improve the quality of my zoom. Once I learn how to comb my hair, apply make up, sit up straight and look properly into the camera, its over for you hoes!

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I got me some lights to improve the quality of my zoom. Once I learn how to comb my hair, apply make up, sit up straight and look properly into the camera, its over for you hoes!

roxane gay (@rgay) July 1, 2020

I miss my friends but also absolutely do not remember who they are or what they look like

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I miss my friends but also absolutely do not remember who they are or what they look like

Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) July 1, 2020

Got a call from a comedy club where I apparently left my joke book pre-pandemic. To confirm it was mine the woman on the phone read back some of the jokes. It was mortifying because I definitely wrote them

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Got a call from a comedy club where I apparently left my joke book pre-pandemic. To confirm it was mine the woman on the phone read back some of the jokes. It was mortifying because I definitely wrote them

Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) June 28, 2020

I'm in the mood to nonchalantly slice and eat an apple off the end of a dagger like a lady pirate who just won the ship in a drinking contest.

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I'm in the mood to nonchalantly slice and eat an apple off the end of a dagger like a lady pirate who just won the ship in a drinking contest.

Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) July 1, 2020

me? in a open relationship? id rather boil one grain of rice at a time

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me? in a open relationship? id rather boil one grain of rice at a time

. (@tabithalovex) July 1, 2020

When I have been at a party for 20-30 minutes pic.twitter.com/oNhRtfxwLA

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When I have been at a party for 20-30 minutes pic.twitter.com/oNhRtfxwLA

Sabina (@sabinameschke) July 1, 2020

i'm just a girl
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i'm just a girl
standing in front of her fridge
asking the food to cook itself for once

Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) June 30, 2020

goodreads should have an option between Currently Reading and Read for when you abandon a book, called I Tried. Fuck, Man, I Really Tried.

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goodreads should have an option between Currently Reading and Read for when you abandon a book, called I Tried. Fuck, Man, I Really Tried.

Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 1, 2020

My mother dug a well in a third world country with her bare hands so that her family could have a place to bathe and wash clothes

...and I am too lazy to delete apps off my phone because then I would have to rearrange them

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My mother dug a well in a third world country with her bare hands so that her family could have a place to bathe and wash clothes

...and I am too lazy to delete apps off my phone because then I would have to rearrange them

That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) June 30, 2020

It should be legal to spray water on the faces of people not wearing masks like how you train dogs to get off your furniture.

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It should be legal to spray water on the faces of people not wearing masks like how you train dogs to get off your furniture.

Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 1, 2020

my sister was like I get traumatized by looking at you every day because youre so ugly and I look exactly you and I get reminded of how ugly I am and my mom, without missing a beat, goes imagine how I feel looking at you two everyday

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my sister was like I get traumatized by looking at you every day because youre so ugly and I look exactly you and I get reminded of how ugly I am and my mom, without missing a beat, goes imagine how I feel looking at you two everyday

Abby Govindan (@abbygov) July 1, 2020

My sexual fantasy is you give me a fountain Diet Coke (large) and Venmo me $100,000 and then leave

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My sexual fantasy is you give me a fountain Diet Coke (large) and Venmo me $100,000 and then leave

Sophie (@jil_slander) July 2, 2020

You cant expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop

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You cant expect to be successful if you spend all day scrolling Twitter on your phone. At some point you need to get your shit together and scroll Twitter on your laptop

Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) June 30, 2020