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Posted: 2020-08-04T06:17:53Z | Updated: 2020-08-04T06:17:53Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

My fifth grade boyfriend got married yesterday and yes my sixth grade boyfriend was there. I just HOPE they didnt make the night about ME

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My fifth grade boyfriend got married yesterday and yes my sixth grade boyfriend was there. I just HOPE they didnt make the night about ME

Katie Kershaw (@katie_newshoes) July 26, 2020

you can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender

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you can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender

Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) July 25, 2020

If you're over 35 whatever you're about to buy, you already have it. Two in some cases. Go look.

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If you're over 35 whatever you're about to buy, you already have it. Two in some cases. Go look.

Janelle James (@janellejcomic) July 29, 2020

at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits

currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes

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at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits

currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes

I hope this is satire... (@sablaah) July 26, 2020

as someone born between christmas and new years I cant pretend I take no pleasure in seeing the summer birthdays brought to their knees

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as someone born between christmas and new years I cant pretend I take no pleasure in seeing the summer birthdays brought to their knees

Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) July 28, 2020

If I was Maria and I was hearing them sing \"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria\" at my wedding I would be like, why are you singing that mean song about me & why do all of you know it

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If I was Maria and I was hearing them sing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" at my wedding I would be like, why are you singing that mean song about me & why do all of you know it

broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) July 26, 2020

I didnt know how to say pigeon in Japanese so I just said bird of garbage and I think I got the point across

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I didnt know how to say pigeon in Japanese so I just said bird of garbage and I think I got the point across

zo leonardo doujinshi quinn (@UnburntWitch) July 27, 2020

The funniest thing ive ever seen in my life was whn this kid at a party pulled up his trust fund balance to impress me and my friends and my friend went whoa let me see that and then threw his phone across the room

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The funniest thing ive ever seen in my life was whn this kid at a party pulled up his trust fund balance to impress me and my friends and my friend went whoa let me see that and then threw his phone across the room

helena (@freshhel) July 26, 2020

I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home.

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I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home.

Ego Nwodim (@eggy_boom) July 26, 2020

I feel like a lot of people are realizing things in quarantine and personally I have realized that baseball doesnt have halftime

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I feel like a lot of people are realizing things in quarantine and personally I have realized that baseball doesnt have halftime

Amanda Mull (@amandamull) July 26, 2020

two different women have tried to cut the line at the postal place by saying they were just dropping off packages like the rest of us were there for the love of the line

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two different women have tried to cut the line at the postal place by saying they were just dropping off packages like the rest of us were there for the love of the line

Becca O'Neal (@becca_oneal) July 28, 2020

if adults called you an \"old soul\" when you were a kid you're on at least one anti-depressant now

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if adults called you an "old soul" when you were a kid you're on at least one anti-depressant now

Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) July 27, 2020

How old were you when you learned your parents were lying and that its actually not illegal to turn on a light in the car when youre driving?

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How old were you when you learned your parents were lying and that its actually not illegal to turn on a light in the car when youre driving?

Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 28, 2020

I was hoping to get knocked up by someone with a good job this year. Instead, Ive rewatched five seasons of Designing Women.

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I was hoping to get knocked up by someone with a good job this year. Instead, Ive rewatched five seasons of Designing Women.

Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) July 29, 2020

business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)

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business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)

Karen Chee (@karencheee) July 29, 2020

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Im not really hungry so Im just gonna have an apple and enough pasta to fuel a track team

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putting a beer in the freezer when you have ADD is dicey

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putting a beer in the freezer when you have ADD is dicey

Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) July 30, 2020

After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.

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After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.

Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 30, 2020

I hugged a man in Reno just to watch him die

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I hugged a man in Reno just to watch him die

Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) July 28, 2020

I should put a bra in my earthquake kit.

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I should put a bra in my earthquake kit.

Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 30, 2020