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Posted: 2020-12-21T03:30:56Z | Updated: 2020-12-21T03:30:56Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

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Ive almost reached my 100 book reading goal for 2020 just 99 books to go

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Ive almost reached my 100 book reading goal for 2020 just 99 books to go

Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) December 15, 2020

My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

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My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

Emaperidol (@Emaperidol) December 16, 2020

do u think during the Great Depression they were like ugh the year 1933 am I right

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do u think during the Great Depression they were like ugh the year 1933 am I right

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pronouncing fettuccine like medicine

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pronouncing fettuccine like medicine

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MY PARENTS DIDNT RAISE A QUITTER!! They raised

imman (@immantweets) December 16, 2020

My ex left a ziploc bag of banana laffy taffy on my door step with a note that says \"I know you always said I didn't listen to you but I still remember your favorite laffy taffy flavor\".

My favorite laffy taffy flavor is strawberry.

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My ex left a ziploc bag of banana laffy taffy on my door step with a note that says "I know you always said I didn't listen to you but I still remember your favorite laffy taffy flavor".

My favorite laffy taffy flavor is strawberry.

Megan (@Flanjam) December 14, 2020

Adults seemed way adultier when I was a little

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Adults seemed way adultier when I was a little

(@rebelleflowerr_) December 13, 2020

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because Im a decent human being

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Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because Im a decent human being

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My dad say that the LOTR trilogy is a Christmas movie because it has elves

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My dad say that the LOTR trilogy is a Christmas movie because it has elves

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2020 was a kinda bad year for me but a really good year for my dog who did not have to be alone for a single second

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2020 was a kinda bad year for me but a really good year for my dog who did not have to be alone for a single second

Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) December 14, 2020

Youngest sisters be like \"Can I have a Porsche for Christmas, thanks you're a doll ,\"

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Youngest sisters be like "Can I have a Porsche for Christmas, thanks you're a doll ,"

Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) December 10, 2020

I printed 40 Christmas cards and after sending them to all my friends and family, I have 37 left.

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I printed 40 Christmas cards and after sending them to all my friends and family, I have 37 left.

Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) December 13, 2020

youve heard of cliffhangers, now get ready

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youve heard of cliffhangers, now get ready

anja (@internetanja) December 14, 2020

Id rather risk losing circulation to my arm than make a second trip pic.twitter.com/qPzc5MSTlj

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Id rather risk losing circulation to my arm than make a second trip pic.twitter.com/qPzc5MSTlj

(@lenarios27) December 16, 2020

Start each day with a positive thought like, \"I can go back to bed in about 16 hours.\"

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Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 16 hours."

Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 17, 2020

I am an ADULT. I have a JOB. I pay my BILLS. I cover all my vegetables in CHEESE because otherwise they're GROSS

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I am an ADULT. I have a JOB. I pay my BILLS. I cover all my vegetables in CHEESE because otherwise they're GROSS

andie, 5'6" beauty school drop out (@AndieIsOnline) December 15, 2020

ratatouille this and ratatouille that what about some respect for my friggin girlies pic.twitter.com/3G8bRmZXai

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ratatouille this and ratatouille that what about some respect for my friggin girlies pic.twitter.com/3G8bRmZXai

Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) December 15, 2020

me: gender is a social construct

me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!

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me: gender is a social construct

me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!

permanent secretary for paul mccartney (@GraceSpelman) December 13, 2020

\"ok but have you considered not even trying to do this thing you agreed to months ago because who even was that person?\"--my brain, on a deadline

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"ok but have you considered not even trying to do this thing you agreed to months ago because who even was that person?"--my brain, on a deadline

Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 14, 2020

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