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Posted: 2020-09-06T04:35:09Z | Updated: 2020-09-06T04:35:09Z

Bedtime is a nightly battle for many parents.

From childrens refusal to get some shut-eye to their repeated requests for one more book to their impressive filibustering, the obstacles can be endless. Its makes sense that one of the most popular books for parents is called Go the Fuck to Sleep .

Fortunately, parents can vent on Twitter in their exhaustion. Weve rounded up 45 relatable tweets about bedtime from those who know the struggle.

If you've never said \"I love you too\" in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed.

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If you've never said "I love you too" in a way that sounds a tad bit angry, then you must not have kids you are trying to put to bed.

Meredith (@PerfectPending) March 1, 2016

I dont get why people think getting kids to bed is hard all my son needs is:

A drink of water
4 songs from Daddy
A trip to the potty
Superman flight to bed
An inventory of his stuffed animals
A tissue
2 more songs
Look at my watch for 45 seconds
And all of this 7 more times

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I dont get why people think getting kids to bed is hard all my son needs is:

A drink of water
4 songs from Daddy
A trip to the potty
Superman flight to bed
An inventory of his stuffed animals
A tissue
2 more songs
Look at my watch for 45 seconds
And all of this 7 more times

TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) March 17, 2019

Stay woke.

-Kids at bedtime.

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Stay woke.

-Kids at bedtime.

A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 1, 2019

me: it's bedtime now

kid: please let me do just ONE thing

me: ok

kid: *starts watching one movie*

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me: it's bedtime now

kid: please let me do just ONE thing

me: ok

kid: *starts watching one movie*

The Dad (@thedad) October 25, 2019

If you've seen Mad Max: Fury Road then you've basically witnessed bedtime at our house.

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If you've seen Mad Max: Fury Road then you've basically witnessed bedtime at our house.

Sammy Rhodes (@sammyrhodes) August 3, 2016

10 is trying to negotiate a later bedtime and just told me he thinks we treat him unfairly because we make him sleep too much and I just wish someone would treat *me* that unfairly.

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10 is trying to negotiate a later bedtime and just told me he thinks we treat him unfairly because we make him sleep too much and I just wish someone would treat *me* that unfairly.

Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) December 11, 2019

wife: Let's fool around after the kids go to bed
narrator: But they never did fool around

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wife: Let's fool around after the kids go to bed
narrator: But they never did fool around

Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 2, 2017

Daughter: what did dad cow say to baby cow?

Me: I dont know.

Daughter: its pasture bedtime : )

Me: good one!

Daughter: thanks!

Me: hey that reminds me it is past your bedtime.

Daughter:

Me:

Daughter: [under breath] couldnt wait til morning to tell that joke could you.

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Daughter: what did dad cow say to baby cow?

Me: I dont know.

Daughter: its pasture bedtime : )

Me: good one!

Daughter: thanks!

Me: hey that reminds me it is past your bedtime.

Daughter:

Me:

Daughter: [under breath] couldnt wait til morning to tell that joke could you.

NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) February 26, 2020

You think your kid will go to sleep earlier & easier because he didn't have a nap THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DUMBASS WELCOME TO HELL

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You think your kid will go to sleep earlier & easier because he didn't have a nap THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS DUMBASS WELCOME TO HELL

keith (@tchrquotes) September 8, 2015

Me: \"You're going to bed in 5 minutes.\"

6yo: *bends the laws of space and time to make 5 minutes last 4 hours*

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Me: "You're going to bed in 5 minutes."

6yo: *bends the laws of space and time to make 5 minutes last 4 hours*

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Kids will take anything you say literally unless you say its bedtime.

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Kids will take anything you say literally unless you say its bedtime.

mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 23, 2020

No one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid whos just been told its bedtime

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No one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid whos just been told its bedtime

MacgyveringMom22 (@MacgyveringM22) October 1, 2019

Oh, youre one of those parents with a bedtime routine as opposed to yelling GO TO BED from the couch every 10 minutes for 2 hours.

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Oh, youre one of those parents with a bedtime routine as opposed to yelling GO TO BED from the couch every 10 minutes for 2 hours.

Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 20, 2020

You ever watch a scene so ridiculous it just ruins the whole movie? I saw one last night where the dad read his kid a single bedtime book then the kid said \"goodnight\" and closed his eyes peacefully. Absurd.

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You ever watch a scene so ridiculous it just ruins the whole movie? I saw one last night where the dad read his kid a single bedtime book then the kid said "goodnight" and closed his eyes peacefully. Absurd.

Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 15, 2019

What circle of Hell have you entered when your 4 and 2 year-olds synch up their bedtime tantrums?

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What circle of Hell have you entered when your 4 and 2 year-olds synch up their bedtime tantrums?

A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 24, 2020

[bedtime]

SON: Can you leave the light on?

ME: So it'll be easier for the monsters to find you?

SON: What?

ME: What?

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[bedtime]

SON: Can you leave the light on?

ME: So it'll be easier for the monsters to find you?

SON: What?

ME: What?

Floyd (@dafloydsta) February 5, 2019

The game show Let's Make A Deal,
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The game show Let's Make A Deal,
but me bribing my kids to stay in bed.

Marl (@Marlebean) May 2, 2016

Warning to parents:
If you decide to do something special at bedtime, be prepared for it to become part of the bedtime routine for the next three to five years.
Sincerely,
This mom, who is currently \"brushing\" seventeen stuffed animals' teeth.

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Warning to parents:
If you decide to do something special at bedtime, be prepared for it to become part of the bedtime routine for the next three to five years.
Sincerely,
This mom, who is currently "brushing" seventeen stuffed animals' teeth.

Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) June 27, 2020

parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed

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parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed

That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 21, 2020

Getting the kids to bed after a long day and then not being able to find the TV remote is like, \"Good effort, but no gold stars today.\"

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Getting the kids to bed after a long day and then not being able to find the TV remote is like, "Good effort, but no gold stars today."

Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) April 22, 2016

My bedtime routine with the kids is just cycling through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief.

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My bedtime routine with the kids is just cycling through the Kubler-Ross stages of grief.

Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 15, 2015

Mama, one more lullaby?
I cant think of any more- GOODNIGHT!
pleeeasse?
*sigh* ummm
Tommy used to work on the docks... Unions been on strike, hes down on his luck, its tough..

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Mama, one more lullaby?
I cant think of any more- GOODNIGHT!
pleeeasse?
*sigh* ummm
Tommy used to work on the docks... Unions been on strike, hes down on his luck, its tough..

RachRiot (@RachRiot) September 12, 2018

Since my husband is the fun parent, the kids want him to handle everything, including meals and bedtime.

Hes annoyed, or at least I think thats what he said. I couldnt hear him over my triumphant laughter echoing off the walls.

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Since my husband is the fun parent, the kids want him to handle everything, including meals and bedtime.

Hes annoyed, or at least I think thats what he said. I couldnt hear him over my triumphant laughter echoing off the walls.

Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) November 2, 2019

If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.

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If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.

Dave Lesser (@AmateurIdiot) May 22, 2016

Me: Alright, theres no more crying during the bedtime routine.

Husband: Okay.

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Me: Alright, theres no more crying during the bedtime routine.

Husband: Okay.

Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 8, 2020

Me: It's bedtime
4: Read one more book
Me: You're stalling
4: Whats stalling?
Me: When you try to not go to bed
4: Let's talk about stalling

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Me: It's bedtime
4: Read one more book
Me: You're stalling
4: Whats stalling?
Me: When you try to not go to bed
4: Let's talk about stalling

The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) July 24, 2013

during bedtime the toddler announced there is a second \"purple mommy\" who appears at night someone help pls help

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during bedtime the toddler announced there is a second "purple mommy" who appears at night someone help pls help

Chantal Braganza (@chantalbraganza) January 7, 2019

In his bedtime prayers my 4 y/o asked for a toy I secretly threw away two weeks ago. Not gonna say anything because who am I to limit God.

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In his bedtime prayers my 4 y/o asked for a toy I secretly threw away two weeks ago. Not gonna say anything because who am I to limit God.

Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) January 3, 2018

kids:

kids:

kids:

kids:

me: it's bedtime

kids: ok hold on we have to build a house, write a book, perform surgery, travel for business, can you cut my nails and also [projectile vomitting]

me: MF!!!!

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kids:

kids:

kids:

kids:

me: it's bedtime

kids: ok hold on we have to build a house, write a book, perform surgery, travel for business, can you cut my nails and also [projectile vomitting]

me: MF!!!!

Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 16, 2020

If you run out of bedtime stories to tell your kids, don't improvise and read them the \"It: Chapter 2\" synopsis off IMDb

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If you run out of bedtime stories to tell your kids, don't improvise and read them the "It: Chapter 2" synopsis off IMDb

Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 15, 2019

Important bedtime question from my 6-year-old...

In the underworld, how do you tell which skeleton is which? Do they have skeleton hair?

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Important bedtime question from my 6-year-old...

In the underworld, how do you tell which skeleton is which? Do they have skeleton hair?

Andrew Knott (@aknott21) July 29, 2020

Me: Whhhyyyyyy do the kids insist on stalling their bedtime by talking, acting out, or taking improvised poops? Dont they know that they NEED to SLEEP???

Also me: *scrolls twitter until 1am every night*

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Me: Whhhyyyyyy do the kids insist on stalling their bedtime by talking, acting out, or taking improvised poops? Dont they know that they NEED to SLEEP???

Also me: *scrolls twitter until 1am every night*

Dad on my Feet (@dad_on_my_feet) August 9, 2019

[reading bedtime stories]

Daughter: whats his name?

Me: spot.

Daughter: whats her name?

Me: daisy.

Daughter: whats his name?

Me: [sigh] I dont know, brian.

Wife: what are you reading?

Me: 101 Dalmatians.

Wife: lol [closes door].

Daughter: whats his na-

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[reading bedtime stories]

Daughter: whats his name?

Me: spot.

Daughter: whats her name?

Me: daisy.

Daughter: whats his name?

Me: [sigh] I dont know, brian.

Wife: what are you reading?

Me: 101 Dalmatians.

Wife: lol [closes door].

Daughter: whats his na-

NewDadNotes (@NewDadNotes) November 29, 2019

I am the Michael Jordan of skipping pages with a lot of words in my kids bedtime story.

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Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife

. (@CaffeineandF) November 14, 2015

Have you ever been so tired you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then you cant go to bed because you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then...

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Have you ever been so tired you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then you cant go to bed because you let your kid stay up because the thought of the bedtime routine is too exhausting but then...

Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 19, 2019

kid: can we have a bedtime story?

me: *switching on Netflix* ok but just one

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kid: can we have a bedtime story?

me: *switching on Netflix* ok but just one

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Moms saying, Its bedtime! is code for dads across the world to start wrestling with their kids.

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Moms saying, Its bedtime! is code for dads across the world to start wrestling with their kids.

Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) October 12, 2019

When its bedtime and you go to put your kid in pyjamas but realise you never got them dressed in the first place

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When its bedtime and you go to put your kid in pyjamas but realise you never got them dressed in the first place

MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 5, 2020

Bedtime diary 8:32 pm: the children have never been so thirsty. They need water. Lots of water. And ice. 3 cubes to be exact. NOT THAT CUP!

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Bedtime diary 8:32 pm: the children have never been so thirsty. They need water. Lots of water. And ice. 3 cubes to be exact. NOT THAT CUP!

Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 30, 2015

I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.

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I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.

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Your kid falling asleep on their own from sheer exhaustion and liberating you from the bedtime routine is like the \"Get Out of Jail Free\" card of parenting.

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Your kid falling asleep on their own from sheer exhaustion and liberating you from the bedtime routine is like the "Get Out of Jail Free" card of parenting.

SpacedMom (@copymama) February 10, 2020

Turns out a bedtime story about clowns who drive ice cream trucks wasnt such a good idea.

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Turns out a bedtime story about clowns who drive ice cream trucks wasnt such a good idea.

Just J (@junejuly12) August 14, 2019

[bed time]

Me: Your mom told you to stay in bed.

3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet

Me: Scarier than Mom?

3: *goes to bed*

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[bed time]

Me: Your mom told you to stay in bed.

3-year-old: There's a scary monster in my closet

Me: Scarier than Mom?

3: *goes to bed*

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2016

Me: 15 minutes til bedtime kids

Me: now it's 10 minutes

Me: you have 5 minutes to shut it down and get in bed

Me: 2 minute warning, let's go

Me: okay bedtime

Kids: WHAT? ALREADY? JUST 5 MORE MINUTES!!!

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Me: 15 minutes til bedtime kids

Me: now it's 10 minutes

Me: you have 5 minutes to shut it down and get in bed

Me: 2 minute warning, let's go

Me: okay bedtime

Kids: WHAT? ALREADY? JUST 5 MORE MINUTES!!!

Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) October 30, 2019

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