Its YOUR turn to move the Shelf on The Elf, and other things overtired couples argue about at 11 p.m.

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Sometimes I like to live dangerously by putting ketchup on my kids dinner plate without asking where they would like it first

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Its really rude that potty training a strong-willed 3yo doesnt count as cardio.

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Think you are chill and laid back? Watch your kid build and decorate a gingerbread house without intervening.

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If you'd like to answer the question, \"What's that???\" a hundred thousand times a day, then having a toddler might be for you.

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Please respect our privacy at this difficult time while we deal with our toddler who has just entered the why? phase.

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An advent calendar for dads but its just a pair of cargo shorts and each pocket contains a random cable from some electronic that came out in the 90s.

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I sure tell my family, \"Don't blame me, I dont make the rules\" a lot for someone that makes literally every single rule in this house.

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My toddler has now chewed up and spit out five \"grapes\" because he's never heard of an olive and won't listen to reason.

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cashier: how old are your kids?

me: two, four, six, eight

cashier: *laughing* who do we appreciate

me: alcohol! *points to cart*

cashier: but damn...

me: yeah

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Parenting 101 when your kids are sick:
1.) Kids have common cold.
2.) Kids sneeze on you as you care for them.
3.) Three days later, kids are better but you and your spouse now have Ebola.

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My toddler would like for everyone to know that she is NOT tired. Her eyes just keep making her face fall asleep.

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Kids: Mom, we need toothpaste!

Me: Cool, you can add it to your Christmas lists.

Me, every time my kids ask for anything in the month of December.

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Ive done nothing in life that matters to my daughter because I havent been in one of the 10000 scooby doo movies

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Yesterday:

My 4yo and me built a Frozen gingerbread house, painted pictures, played 2 games, went to the park, played house, cooked dinner together and then watched a movie.

What she tells her teacher we did yesterday:

\"I picked up a dead bug and mommy yelled at me.\"

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Sorry Im late. I had to pick all the marshmallows out of my kids Lucky Charms.

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Me: do you want apple sauce or a granola bar for dessert?

2: yes.

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Me: Good job getting an A on your test
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Me: You have to eat fruit

3: I cant reach it

Me: Well we tried, come share these M&Ms with me I guess.

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My son has told our Google Mini that its his birthday 12 times in a row so it can keep singing Happy Birthday to him.

Its not his birthday, & technology doesnt always make life easier.

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I forgot to thaw the beef roast so it looks like we are having hot dogs and disappointment for dinner.

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Parenthood: When the sound of uncontrollable sobbing during dinner isn't only your own.

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