Ah, Halloween. That wonderful time of year when we get to overindulge in candy and dress up in our favorite costumes . Its also, of course, a time when companies trot out the classic sexy costume for women. A cop becomes a sexy cop, a nurse becomes a sexy nurse, and a nerd becomes a sexy nerd the less fabric, the better.

Despite the fact that there are tons of creative costumes for women that go beyond the sexy cop, most costumes made for women and young girls this time of year can be notoriously sexist. They can also be just downright absurd. So part of the joy of Halloween is getting to see what new arbitrary, inanimate object costume manufactures have decided to slap with the sexy label.

Will it be a Sexy Lamp? A Sexy Remote Control? A Sexy Pile of Laundry? (One of those, sadly, is a real, actual costume in this world.)

Below, weve gathered 26 of the most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes.

In case youre not in the mood to pay $60 to be a Sexy Baby this year, check out Halloween costumes that are way better than sexy cop, some adorable costume ideas to try with your BFF , or feminist-themed costumes .

And here are some other awesome alternatives that are more than just sexy: