I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.

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My toddler running around in just a diaper, chocolate smeared all over his body & face like war paint. So Valentines Day is going well.

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I think my son is really going to appreciate me secretly adding, \"LOVE YA SWEET CHEEKS!\" to all his valentines for the kids in his class.

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I'm not sure what my husband has planned for Valentine's Day but I hope it involves him taking the kids & leaving me home alone.

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6yo: I'm bored
Me: How about you make a Valentine's Day card?
6yo: pic.twitter.com/lGeLDFzo6c

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I'm chaperoning a Valentine's Day date for my 15yo and his girlfriend so I made her garlic pizza for dinner. Genius Level: 100

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Writing a Valentine's Day poem for the love of my life called:

\"Hey. Let's Stay Awake After the Kids Go to Bed and Have a Quickie.\"

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My 5yo included a little something special with each Valentine she signed...

Germs. Because she coughed on every single one of them.

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Brought 20 Valentines for 30 kids in my son's class. Cuz VIP only. Or I forgot how many kids there were or something.

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My husband, as we drove four hours in our minivan today with four children and their leftover V-Day party loot: \"Fun Dip should be illegal.\"

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I wouldn't say I'm unpleasant, but I would say my husband bought me a cactus for Valentine's Day and I was not surprised.

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Can't wait to battle my kid to help me make 20 Valentines that he will say are not as cool as the ones Liam's mom made.

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Took the kids to the store yesterday to pick out their own Valentine's gifts, so don't tell me I'm not preparing them for marriage.

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My 13 year-old and her best friend think Valentines Day is dumb and have renamed it Chocolate Day- a day where you eat as much chocolate as you can, in as many forms as you can. Feel free to adopt.

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Planning a hot Valentine's Day where I'll give husband one of 6yo's leftover Avengers cards, SpongeBob chocolates & his choice on Netflix.

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The card my 5yo chose to give to his class for Valentine's day: pic.twitter.com/xqEnrogvsv

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V-Day is soon! Nothing says romance like an anonymous note with the words, \"You're Next\" written all creepy and child-like. #helpful

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Hubs booked a romantic getaway at a resort for Valentine's Day.

I'll miss him, but when I said I wanted peace and quiet, I meant alone.

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Don't feel obligated to compliment my fragrance on our Valentine's date. It's just baby spit-up.

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My Valentine is whichever kid falls asleep first tonight so I can steal his/her candy sooner.

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Valentine panic pre kids- I forgot to chill the champagne.
Valentine panic post kids-I have 3 dozen cupcakes to ice and no champagne left.

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I bought my kids candy for Valentine's Day.

They were underwhelmed.

Then I let them eat it for breakfast.

Now I'm the best dad ever.

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Teaching my kids how to make Valentines out of toilet paper rolls to be Eco-Friendly, but mainly to illustrate this Holiday is full of shit.

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I like to play this fun game where I try to figure out the best cocktails to go with all the candy I steal from my kids' class valentines.

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7yo told me he asked a girl to be his valentine for the class party 2moro by drawing her a slice of pizza.

The kid is brilliant.

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The toddler's asleep!

Let the Valentine's Festivities BEGIN!

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This AM my son: \"I need a bag for Valentines at school today.\"
Me: \"Don't you need cards?\"
Him: \"It's ok. I'll pretend to pass out cards.\"

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The fact that Chuck E. Cheeses is open today says that someone out there is having a far worse Valentines Day than you.

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My 4yo woke me up at 7am to wish me a Happy Valentine's Day!

BRB, I have to go tell him that love is bullshit and everyone dies alone.

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Me: Happy Valentine's Day, kids! Here are some homemade cinnamon rolls I made for you!

Kid: Why didn't you make them into hearts?

Me: ...

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For Valentine's Day, let's avoid people we know in Target together.

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Trying to be a good mom I made homemade Valentine's with my kids being an idiot I used glue stick as chapstick so yes these lips ARE sealed

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Wishful Parenting Talk on Valentine's Day: \"We got a babysitter!\"

Likely Parenting Talk on Valentine's Day: \"The babysitter cancelled.\"

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I want to do a Valentine's day craft with my kids. And by \"craft\" I mean we're going to \"eat those sugar cookies with 6 inches of frosting.\"

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Me: Valentines Day is coming up.

4-year-old: Is that the one with Leprechauns?

Me: No.

4: Not interested.

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