WARNING: This post has "American Horror Story: Hotel" spoilers for days.

After taking a quick turkey break, "American Horror Story" is back with a new episode Wednesday night. It's called "The Ten Commandments Killer," which gives us good reason to suspect we may finally learn who's been killing people in line with the Bible's quick guide to morality.

Many of you likely suspect the killer is Detective John Lowe (Wes Bentley), whose sanity and sobriety have both been drawn into question throughout the season. But we're here to suggest some other, more creative possibilities.