Amber Ruffin Throws Down Gauntlet To Dumb F**ks Behind Texas Abortion Law

Amber Ruffin devoted her Minute of Fury segment on Tuesdays episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers to slamming the politicians behind Texas extreme new abortion law .

The comedian sarcastically argued why they should take control of her whole body and not just the uterus to make it all your problem.

Tell four-margaritas-in Amber that she cant have a fifth try and reason with her, I dare you, she cracked.

If I have the poops, its on you, Ruffin added at another point.

All Im saying, if youre in charge of one region of my body, what sense does that make? she asked. Just the uterus? At least take the whole bottom half. I want a federally funded pedicure. You can even pick the color, I can never decide anyway.

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So just make em so I can wear sandals without feeling sad. Can you do that? Of course you cant, you dumb fucks, Ruffin concluded. So dont take charge of the biggest decision Ill ever make in my whole damn life when you cant even get me a goddamn pedicure.

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