Until I became a parent I never thought I would hear another human cry, because they stomped their own hands

Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Vinod Chhaproo","author_url":"https://twitter.com/Chhapiness","cache_age":86400,"description":"Until I became a parent I never thought I would hear another human cry, because they stomped their own hands Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Vinod Chhaproo on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/Chhapiness/status/1291186658025648128","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'okayed boomer' me so now we're turning off the wi-fi for a bit

Low Ki (@Alohababe2011) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Low Ki ","author_url":"https://twitter.com/Alohababe2011","cache_age":86400,"description":"I asked my son to turn down his music and he 'okayed boomer' me so now we're turning off the wi-fi for a bit Low Ki (@Alohababe2011) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Low Ki on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/Alohababe2011/status/1290685328706002945","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

People who say enjoy every moment have never sat next to my kids eating chips.

luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"luke i am your mother","author_url":"https://twitter.com/MommaUnfiltered","cache_age":86400,"description":"People who say enjoy every moment have never sat next to my kids eating chips. luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"luke i am your mother on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/MommaUnfiltered/status/1290788332809723904","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Me: I've been so patient and I haven't yelled at the kids once today

Husband: The kids have been at your mom's house all day

Christina Crawford (@mommy_dopest) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Christina Crawford","author_url":"https://twitter.com/mommy_dopest","cache_age":86400,"description":"Me: I've been so patient and I haven't yelled at the kids once today Husband: The kids have been at your mom's house all day Christina Crawford (@mommy_dopest) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Christina Crawford on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/mommy_dopest/status/1290662314195247106","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

My kids counted one less snail in their fish tank so now theyre crying, pointing at me because Ive told them I tried a snail once at a fancy restaurant on vacation, some 20 years back.

Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) August 1, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Ms. Havisham","author_url":"https://twitter.com/MissHavisham","cache_age":86400,"description":"My kids counted one less snail in their fish tank so now theyre crying, pointing at me because Ive told them I tried a snail once at a fancy restaurant on vacation, some 20 years back. Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) August 1, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Ms. Havisham on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/MissHavisham/status/1289600610661089280","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

if you can spend most of the day turning off lights and closing cabinet doors that you have just turned off and closed then motherhood might be for you

That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 3, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"That Mom Tho","author_url":"https://twitter.com/mom_tho","cache_age":86400,"description":"if you can spend most of the day turning off lights and closing cabinet doors that you have just turned off and closed then motherhood might be for you That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) August 3, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"That Mom Tho on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/mom_tho/status/1290370438191886336","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

My four year old loves eating sugar. I don't mean candy or sweets--I just walked in the kitchen and found him wrist-deep in the sugar jar, his face and shirt dusted white, like some Nickelodeon version of Tony Montana getting high on his own supply.

Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Henpecked Hal","author_url":"https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal","cache_age":86400,"description":"My four year old loves eating sugar. I don't mean candy or sweets--I just walked in the kitchen and found him wrist-deep in the sugar jar, his face and shirt dusted white, like some Nickelodeon version of Tony Montana getting high on his own supply. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Henpecked Hal on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1291170268392624130","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Take your kid swimming so they can LOUDLY exclaim that they just peed in the water.

Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Professional Worrier","author_url":"https://twitter.com/pro_worrier_","cache_age":86400,"description":"Take your kid swimming so they can LOUDLY exclaim that they just peed in the water. Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Professional Worrier on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/pro_worrier_/status/1291404836500635650","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Baby proofing is great because your kids solve it in 6 months but it stays on your cabinets, drawers, and outlets for another 10 irritating years.

Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Dad and Buried","author_url":"https://twitter.com/DadandBuried","cache_age":86400,"description":"Baby proofing is great because your kids solve it in 6 months but it stays on your cabinets, drawers, and outlets for another 10 irritating years. Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Dad and Buried on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/DadandBuried/status/1290447241090666496","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

I took my daughter on a walk. This how she let me know she was done walking pic.twitter.com/saaTZebaGX

Queen of Southfield (@JENNontheRocks_) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Queen of Southfield","author_url":"https://twitter.com/JENNontheRocks_","cache_age":86400,"description":"I took my daughter on a walk. This how she let me know she was done walking pic.twitter.com/saaTZebaGX Queen of Southfield (@JENNontheRocks_) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_hide_media":{"label":"Hide photos, videos, and cards","value":false},"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","thumbnail_height":2048,"thumbnail_url":"https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eemcv7HUMAED3Ym.jpg:large","thumbnail_width":1536,"title":"Queen of Southfield on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/JENNontheRocks_/status/1290735130013622273","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

[any time my family enters the room when Im working]
- are you on a call?
- is it a video call?
- are you on mute?
- is it the kind where you have to pay attention?
- are you even awake?

mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"mark","author_url":"https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer","cache_age":86400,"description":"[any time my family enters the room when Im working]- are you on a call?- is it a video call?- are you on mute?- is it the kind where you have to pay attention?- are you even awake? mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"mark on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer/status/1291211273103904768","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Friend: My kids have been going to bed so late this summer!
Me: Ugh, mine too. How late do yours go to bed?
Friend: Well last night it was like 9
Me: *hysterical laughter*

SpacedMom (@copymama) August 2, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"SpacedMom","author_url":"https://twitter.com/copymama","cache_age":86400,"description":"Friend: My kids have been going to bed so late this summer!Me: Ugh, mine too. How late do yours go to bed?Friend: Well last night it was like 9Me: *hysterical laughter* SpacedMom (@copymama) August 2, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"SpacedMom on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/copymama/status/1289935875846021121","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

5: Mommy, why do girls wear bras?

Me: To support their boobies.

5: No, theyre trapping their boobies. Theyre booby traps. *cracks herself up*

Im raising a comedian.
Also, shes not wrong.

Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 3, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Mommy Owl","author_url":"https://twitter.com/Lhlodder","cache_age":86400,"description":"5: Mommy, why do girls wear bras?Me: To support their boobies.5: No, theyre trapping their boobies. Theyre booby traps. *cracks herself up*Im raising a comedian.Also, shes not wrong. Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) August 3, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Mommy Owl on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/Lhlodder/status/1290323839126081542","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

There are times when I kiss and hug my son because I love him, and there are times I do it so 70 years from now he doesn't run for the presidency out of vainglorious spite and then kill 150,000 people because taking advice emasculates him.

Bess Kalb (@bessbell) August 3, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Bess Kalb","author_url":"https://twitter.com/bessbell","cache_age":86400,"description":"There are times when I kiss and hug my son because I love him, and there are times I do it so 70 years from now he doesn't run for the presidency out of vainglorious spite and then kill 150,000 people because taking advice emasculates him. Bess Kalb (@bessbell) August 3, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Bess Kalb on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/1290435459949174784","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

The only thing keeping me from becoming a crafty Instagram momfluencer? Severe lower back pain and laziness

amil (@amil) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"amil","author_url":"https://twitter.com/amil","cache_age":86400,"description":"The only thing keeping me from becoming a crafty Instagram momfluencer? Severe lower back pain and laziness amil (@amil) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"amil on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/amil/status/1291386634244694016","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

9- Mom, the tooth fairy never gave me money or took my tooth last night!
Me- *digs in bottom of purse*
9- Wait
Me- *Hands over $3.28*
9- Really mom?
Me- She said she was busy last night
9- You literally just handed me change
Me- She said shes broke too

Maryfairyboberry (@maryfairybobrry) August 2, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Maryfairyboberry","author_url":"https://twitter.com/maryfairybobrry","cache_age":86400,"description":"9- Mom, the tooth fairy never gave me money or took my tooth last night! Me- *digs in bottom of purse*9- Wait Me- *Hands over $3.28*9- Really mom? Me- She said she was busy last night 9- You literally just handed me change Me- She said shes broke too Maryfairyboberry (@maryfairybobrry) August 2, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Maryfairyboberry on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/maryfairybobrry/status/1289959215964942336","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

TIP: Never tell a child you will make cookies with them if you don't want to answer \"WHEN ARE WE MAKING COOKIES\" every minute for next 3 days

Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Rodney Lacroix","author_url":"https://twitter.com/RodLacroix","cache_age":86400,"description":"TIP: Never tell a child you will make cookies with them if you don't want to answer \"WHEN ARE WE MAKING COOKIES\" every minute for next 3 days Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Rodney Lacroix on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/RodLacroix/status/1290654888037359630","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Wait, we are supposed to be monitoring our kids screen time?

Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 2, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Simon Holland","author_url":"https://twitter.com/simoncholland","cache_age":86400,"description":"Wait, we are supposed to be monitoring our kids screen time? Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 2, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Simon Holland on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1289967616862244864","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Kid: What happens when we die?

Me: Lets talk about something a little more lighthearted.

Kid: Why does your butt jiggle when you walk?

Me: So when a person dies...

Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 1, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Jessie","author_url":"https://twitter.com/mommajessiec","cache_age":86400,"description":"Kid: What happens when we die?Me: Lets talk about something a little more lighthearted. Kid: Why does your butt jiggle when you walk?Me: So when a person dies... Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 1, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Jessie on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/mommajessiec/status/1289541009483821057","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Me: As your teacher, I request that you stay at least 3 feet away from me at all times.
My toddler: *sneezes directly into my eyeballs*

Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 7, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Mommy Cusses","author_url":"https://twitter.com/mommy_cusses","cache_age":86400,"description":"Me: As your teacher, I request that you stay at least 3 feet away from me at all times.My toddler: *sneezes directly into my eyeballs* Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 7, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Mommy Cusses on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/mommy_cusses/status/1291585306068545536","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

8-year-old: Why does Mom call it soda and you call it pop?

Me: We're from two different places.

8: Where are you from?

Me: A place where we know what things are called.

James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 3, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn","author_url":"https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn","cache_age":86400,"description":"8-year-old: Why does Mom call it soda and you call it pop?Me: We're from two different places.8: Where are you from?Me: A place where we know what things are called. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 3, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/1290350514182467586","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

Adult: Whats that a drawing of?

Someone elses kid: A house and a rainbow and my smiling family

My kids: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUT HE FOUGHT ALIENS AND NOW HES COVERED IN BLOOD SEE HERE I AM CRYING ON THE CORNER

Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) August 1, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Arianna Bradford","author_url":"https://twitter.com/TheNYAMProject","cache_age":86400,"description":"Adult: Whats that a drawing of?Someone elses kid: A house and a rainbow and my smiling familyMy kids: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BUT HE FOUGHT ALIENS AND NOW HES COVERED IN BLOOD SEE HERE I AM CRYING ON THE CORNER Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) August 1, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Arianna Bradford on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/TheNYAMProject/status/1289570751914229761","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

My 10 year old has reached this cute stage where nobody knows any facts until he tells you them and anything you thought you did know is obviously wrong

ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) August 6, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"ThreeTimeDaddy","author_url":"https://twitter.com/threetimedaddy","cache_age":86400,"description":"My 10 year old has reached this cute stage where nobody knows any facts until he tells you them and anything you thought you did know is obviously wrong ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) August 6, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"ThreeTimeDaddy on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/threetimedaddy/status/1291379288722243585","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">

All Im saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun

Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 4, 2020","type":"rich","meta":{"author":"Snarky Mommy","author_url":"https://twitter.com/SnarkyMommy78","cache_age":86400,"description":"All Im saying is the babysitters club made me think taking care of kids would be a lot more fun Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 4, 2020\n\n","options":{"_theme":{"value":"","values":{"dark":"Use dark theme"}}},"provider_name":"Twitter","title":"Snarky Mommy on Twitter","type":"rich","url":"https://twitter.com/SnarkyMommy78/status/1290687418547548160","version":"1.0"},"flags":[],"enhancements":{},"fullBleed":false,"options":{"theme":"life","device":"mobile","editionInfo":{"id":"us","name":"U.S.","link":"https://action.news","locale":"en_US"},"originalEdition":"us","isMapi":false,"isAmp":false,"isVideoEntry":false,"isEntry":true,"isMt":false,"entryId":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryPermalink":"https://action.news/entry/funniest-parenting-tweets_l_5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","entryTagsList":"parenting,parents,tweets-of-the-week,funny-tweets,twitter,@sponsor_womenwork","sectionSlug":"parents","deptSlug":"lifestyle","sectionRedirectUrl":null,"subcategories":"relationships,fifty","isWide":false,"headerOverride":null,"noVideoAds":false,"disableFloat":false,"isNative":false,"commercialVideo":{"provider":"custom","site_and_category":"us.parents","package":null},"isHighline":false,"vidibleConfigValues":{"cid":"60afc111dcf87c2cd2f5d8bf","overrides":{"front_page_top_videos":{"desktop":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","mobileweb":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d"},"top_media":{"desktop":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","mobile":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"anthology":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"},"content":{"desktop":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","mobile":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","iphone":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","ipad":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","androidphone":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","androidtablet":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c"}},"playerUpdates":{"5668ae6ee4b0b5e26955d6a6":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","56aa41bae4b091744c0440d8":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81","5841b2b5cc52c716ec6e5a7f":"60b8e355cdd90620331ba185","58b5e2b8d85a10302feee895":"60b64316b171b7444beafdb2","58b74698f78ced31417819ae":"60b8e5bec5449357a7ad9b52","58b74ccecebcea57e2c3a3d1":"60b8e5eac5449357a7ad9ca5","58cff690d85a100b9992bc39":"60b8e616cdd90620331bb0ba","58cffb3fb6d9b972a49a3c9d":"60b8e643cdd90620331bb1f6","58cffdd74d96935d7d6ec180":"60b8e671c5449357a7ad9f66","58d03a84f78ced6518eb2fa7":"60b643c82e76be41f112735c","592edf20e0fa177b0c26f7fd":"60b8e699c5449357a7ada04c","5b35266b158f855373e28256":"60b64354b171b7444beaff4d","5c116f29f79c4171d82b7c2a":"60b64440b171b7444beb040b","5c1170fc600c9a697bf0c6b9":"60b646102e76be41f1127ffc","5c47791afa1b317df8ae0c4f":"60b8e6bdc5449357a7ada147","5c477987a6b48b35f164773d":"60b8e701c5449357a7ada2ee","5c4779ee943c3c2a64f28371":"60b8e747cdd90620331bb861","5c477a26fcd67b26879bc7c2":"60b8e788c5449357a7ada67b","5d8921a78c3ae845f366c9b6":"60ae7be5f3a7c13a30417ff9","58b98b00ba82aa39a6534321":"60d0de7c9340d7032ad1146c","58b9d14cb6d9b96c9ec32af3":"60d0dec19340d7032ad115a0","58cff8eccebcea42931e0436":"60d0e005b627221e9d819d44","592edf5de0fa177b0c26f95b":"60d0e38fb627221e9d81adcf","58cff72fd85a100b9992c112":"60d0e447b627221e9d81b0da","56b4d34fe4b022697697c400":"60d2472d9340d7032ad7e443","60b8e4c0c5449357a7ad957d":"60e869dc7c5f3b17b6741b81"}},"connatixConfigValues":{"defaultPlayer":"ff7fdddc-5441-4253-abc4-f12a33fad58b","clickToPlayPlayer":"d014396e-b366-4c17-aeac-3ce906fa3fd0","videoPagePlayer":"f010447b-d244-4111-a314-7b4542ae4145","verticalPlayer":"e58cb05a-0bc8-4210-9108-fea82726c065","stickyPlayerControl":"52ea1755-d601-4ad1-bccc-d8cce3f0e5da","stickyPlayerON":"8055e9e5-3bda-4933-8d45-9ad814fb6e22"},"topConnatixThumnbailSrc":"data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABCAQAAAC1HAwCAAAAC0lEQVR42mNkYAAAAAYAAjCB0C8AAAAASUVORK5CYII=","customAmpComponents":[],"ampAssetsUrl":"https://amp.assets.huffpost.com","videoTraits":{"videoPlaylist":"5e447588620c810001d2f447","videoTag":"huffpost_womenwork"},"positionInUnitCounts":{"buzz_head":{"count":0},"buzz_body":{"count":0},"buzz_bottom":{"count":0}},"positionInSubUnitCounts":{"article_body":{"count":4},"blog_summary":{"count":0},"before_you_go_content":{"count":0}},"connatixCountsHelper":{"count":1},"buzzfeedTracking":{"context_page_id":"5f28bbc9c5b68fbfc886e56c","context_page_type":"buzz","destination":"huffpost","mode":"mobile","page_edition":"en-us"},"tags":[{"name":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parenting","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parenting"},"relegenceId":3966982,"relegenceSubjectId":981826,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":"Parents","slug":"parents","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/parents","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/parents","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/parents"},"relegenceId":3978515,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Parenting","slug":"parents"},"topic":{"title":"Parenting ","slug":"parenting","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/parenting"},{"name":" tweets of the week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/tweets-of-the-week","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},"section":{"title":"Women","slug":"women"},"topic":{"title":"Tweets Of The Week","slug":"tweets-of-the-week","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/topic/tweets-of-the-week"},{"name":"funny tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/funny-tweets","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/funny-tweets"},"department":{"name":"Entertainment","slug":"entertainment"},"section":{"title":"Comedy","slug":"comedy"},"topic":{"title":"Funny Tweets","slug":"funny-tweets","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/entertainment/topic/funny-tweets"},{"name":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","links":{"relativeLink":"topic/twitter","permalink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter","mobileWebLink":"https://action.news/topic/twitter"},"relegenceId":3966039,"department":{"name":"Life","slug":"lifestyle"},"section":{"title":"Tech","slug":"technology"},"topic":{"title":"Twitter","slug":"twitter","overridesSectionLabel":false},"url":"https://action.news/life/topic/twitter"}],"isLiveblogLive":null,"isLiveblog":false,"cetUnit":"buzz_body","bodyAds":["\r\n\r\n","\r\n\r\n"],"adCount":0},"isCollectionEmbed":false}">