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Posted: 2022-06-10T20:14:49Z | Updated: 2022-06-10T20:14:49Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings.

Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below, then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.

Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
Squarespace ad: ARE YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND Y

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Me: brutally murdered and found dumped on the side of the highway
Two 35yr old women with a podcast: ok murder muffins we got a real oopy goopy spoopy story for you today!
Squarespace ad: ARE YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND Y

randall shart (married) (@randyshart) June 6, 2022

dads love to take traffic personally

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dads love to take traffic personally

claire parker (@SorryDontClaire) June 5, 2022

What do you want for your birthday?
*forgets everything Ive ever wanted in life*

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What do you want for your birthday?
*forgets everything Ive ever wanted in life*

cwty pie (@cwtyp) June 8, 2022

my uber driver took a call on speaker and its his mom accusing him of stealing her credit card and spending $6400. obv giving 5 stars, love this drama.

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my uber driver took a call on speaker and its his mom accusing him of stealing her credit card and spending $6400. obv giving 5 stars, love this drama.

dana bad (@baddanadanabad) June 9, 2022

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

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The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

Molly Fitzpatrick (@mollyfitz) June 5, 2022

i didn't know two of the wiggles were married and then broke up but kept performing together. the fleetwood mac of childrens entertainment

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i didn't know two of the wiggles were married and then broke up but kept performing together. the fleetwood mac of childrens entertainment

amy b (@arb) June 5, 2022

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the girl boss is dead, long live the girl moss (lying on the floor of the forest and being absorbed back into nature)

Daisy Alioto (@daisandconfused) June 6, 2022

The lady who stamped my passport asked why I was going to Italy and I said a vacation with my friends and she looked me up and down and said well where are your friends

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The lady who stamped my passport asked why I was going to Italy and I said a vacation with my friends and she looked me up and down and said well where are your friends

dove clarke (@lovedoveclarke) June 4, 2022

love that cats get irritated and walk away after you accidentally move 1 inch. what if you saw someone eating and they fumbled with their napkin and you just went ugh and left the restaurant

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love that cats get irritated and walk away after you accidentally move 1 inch. what if you saw someone eating and they fumbled with their napkin and you just went ugh and left the restaurant

sarah schauer (@sarahschauer) June 7, 2022

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Men will literally use your beauty products in the shower and not even know what its for. Leave my dark spot exfoliating scrub alone!!!!!

ItGIRL (@AaliyahJay) June 7, 2022

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

Laura Marie (@lmegordon) June 8, 2022

Me coming home from the pub so pissed that I try to make myself some toast using my handbag instead of the toaster. pic.twitter.com/9FSCVXcb0G

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Me coming home from the pub so pissed that I try to make myself some toast using my handbag instead of the toaster. pic.twitter.com/9FSCVXcb0G

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I love saying "absolutely not" saying "no" just aint dramatic enough for me

(@heysilk_) June 6, 2022

Unsolicited career advice: Go to school for what you love, even if it wont make you money. Study classic languages. Make a few really close friends. Go poisonous mushroom hunting together. Cover up the death of your close friend with a well timed blizzard.

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Unsolicited career advice: Go to school for what you love, even if it wont make you money. Study classic languages. Make a few really close friends. Go poisonous mushroom hunting together. Cover up the death of your close friend with a well timed blizzard.

Rachel Mans McKenny (@rmmckenny) June 9, 2022

Cooking for 3 hours losing your appetite by the time u done cooking.

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Cooking for 3 hours losing your appetite by the time u done cooking.

Perm (@gemperm) June 8, 2022

everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now shes the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting

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everyone was freaking out when winona ryder shoplifted a cashmere marc jacobs sweater 20 years ago and now shes the face of their brand for the second time since getting arrested. proof you should never stop shoplifting

helen (@helen) June 4, 2022

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I tell such good stories my therapist should pay ME.

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i deleted my IG literally 36 mins ago and this man just texted me saying that he cant believe i blocked him

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i deleted my IG literally 36 mins ago and this man just texted me saying that he cant believe i blocked him

terra (@aBluesforTara) June 8, 2022

i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..

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i understand why old people type like this...... it's so addicting...... like a bitch just be trailing off...... ominously.... who knows..

heather (@gothcowboys) June 5, 2022