Oh you do it that way? Im sure thats good too.

-Mothers-in-law

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 22, 2018

My mother-in-law loves to lecture me on the state of my house as if I dont live with someone that she raised

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) February 21, 2022

Me: *having an allergic reaction*

Mother-in-law: Your lips look amazing!

— smerobin (@smerobin) October 20, 2020

My in-laws gave me body wash for Christmas.

I wouldn't have thought anything of it, except that my mother-in-law attached a note that said, "I did NOT pick this out."

So apparently my father-in-law thinks I stink.

Thanks, Bill.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2020

Accidentally locked eyes with mother-in-law eating a hot dog when camping. Goodbye cruel world

— meh, idk maybe (@burn_the_ships) September 12, 2022

My mother-in-Law knows exactly where we live, unless theres a natural disaster and then shes like: there was a tsunami somewhere in the world, are you alright?

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) September 22, 2022

"What would you like for lunch?" asks my mother in law, whilst holding what she already made me

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 9, 2022

My son asked me if I would tell his Grandma (my MIL) how to cut strawberries the right way.

No buddy, no I cannot. This is your problem now.

— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) February 12, 2022

My mother in law is visiting us right now and every time my husband leaves the room she starts rapidly telling me embarrassing stories about him in a hushed voice.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) January 20, 2022

I quit showing my FIL pictures on my phone because the first thing he wants to do is scroll through the rest of them and I don't think his old heart would be able to take some of the images.

— Forward March (@RunOldMan) November 28, 2019

Nothing like the gift of a soap scum sponge from your mother-in-law to let you know your house is dirty.

— SpookyLittleComic (@CunniLinguist77) October 26, 2022

My husband asked me to stop being passive aggressive to my mother-in-law, but without that wed have no relationship

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) July 5, 2022

My mother-in-law keeps accidentally calling Stranger Things Spooky Times and Ive never loved anything more

— Rancho Coochiemuncha (@LangstonKerman) July 8, 2022

Highlight of the halftime show for me was my mother in law exclaiming "EMINEM IS WHITE???"

— Christine Vinard (@ChristineVinard) February 14, 2022

I texted my husband about all the sex Im expecting for my birthday and accidentally sent it to my MIL. She just responded that shes already made other plans that day.

— Maryfairyboberry (@maryfairybobrry) December 27, 2019

we went out to lunch with my father in law. jokingly he told 6 to order beer for a drink so when it was 6's turn he yelled "BEER!" and the entire restaurant looked at us like we're terrible people.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 28, 2021

My mother in law, repeatedly, upon being exposed to a weighted blanket for the first time: Its so HEAVY

— Hank Green (@hankgreen) December 25, 2021

My mother-in-law just offered the family $50 to find the ghost in her house. So, $50 to hang out with her.

— Aunt Chelle (@ravenswng_) December 25, 2018

My mother-in-law came over for a visit and I didnt have any proper snacks to offer her so I just gave her some ritz cheese crackers with a side of goldfish.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 27, 2018

One time I was Facetiming a guy I had just matched with on Tinder and his mom walked in in a nightgown and curlers in her hair. When she realized she could be seen on camera she ran out of the room screaming I hope we never see each other again! and now shes my mother in law.

— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) September 2, 2020

My FIL just told me he and his buddies waited in line to for opening night of the original TGIFridays in 1965 in New York and I can't stop laughing.

— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) November 28, 2019

My mother in law just asked me how young people become Influenzas

— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) August 8, 2022

Me: I only send my mother-in-law pics of the kids in portrait mode

Them: because it really captures their sparkling eyes?

Me: because it blurs the messy backgrouyes, the eye thing

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 4, 2021

You think youre having a bad day? Im shopping with my mother AND my mother in law.

— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) March 29, 2022

Secret to a successful couples therapy is to send both the mothers-in-law to attend the sessions

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) September 27, 2021

My father-in-law just told me I need to invest more in Amazon. Sir, ONE share of Amazon is $3,242.76.

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 16, 2022

my father-in-law added me and my brother-in-law to a group chat where the whole thing is just pictures and discussion of burritos were eating. gender euphoria unlocked pic.twitter.com/HC1Lo6oua1

— Basil Kreimendahl (@BKreimendahl) August 6, 2022

My mother in law once told us that she had recently gone to a Seal concert, and when we all started singing kiss from a rose, she was like, what song is this??? Ive never heard this. I dont think seal sings that song.

— josie duffy rice (@jduffyrice) February 15, 2021