Thursday's debate was, well, a spectacle. What else can you call two hours of Donald Trump being The Donald , Rand Paul eye rolls , teased appearances of God and a Chris Christie shouting match ?

Check out the five clips that sum up the absurdity of the GOP primary debate, and prepare yourselves for the next 458 days of presidential election shenanigans.

The Crowd's Favorite Statements Of The Night

No matter how ridiculous.

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Every Republican Candidate Tries To Out-Hardscrabble Each Other

Drake would have been proud.

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Megyn Kelly Takes Down The Donald

We can all agree: Megyn Kelly was the true winner of last night's debate.

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Chris Christie And Rand Paul Throw Down

That eye roll vs. the ghost of Giuliani.

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And Donald Trump Attempts To Prove He's A Republican

Spoiler alert: It didn't go very well.

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Bonus Video: The Moderators Roast The Candidates At Kids Table Debate

Ouch.