Ive decided to sum up how to be the most annoying person on social media by writing this example letter. Consider it a fabulous litmus test to be used to see how annoying you are, on a scale of 0 to COMPLETELY, to others on social media.

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YALL. Today. Ugh.

Worst. Day. Ever. Dont ask me what happened; I cant talk about it. But it was awful. Like, horrible. Seriously, you wouldnt even believe the thing that happened. That I cant talk about. So dont ask. (But your jaw would drop!)

I guess you figure out who your true friends are when things get tough. Life has been hard for me lately, and the people I thought were my friends have shown that they have better stuff (or people) to worry about. You know who you are. Its time to go through my friends list on Insta and FB. If you can still see my feeds tomorrow, then it means that I know youre a true friend. Or that I am keeping you as a friend for the sole purpose of maintaining the ability to stalk your personal life. Also, if you dont accept my Candy Crush requests, consider yourself out of the inner circle of trust. Any hater of Candy Crush is no friend of mine.