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Posted: 2016-03-22T18:05:32Z | Updated: 2016-03-22T18:05:32Z

Both are fun, both are necessary, but they're not the same. Rather, they're like two sides of the same coin ... A coin you put into one of those shaking motel room beds, you little perv!

Comedy duo Soren and Jolles are the personification of sex and masturbation in this latest sketch, because what if they were people you knew?

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