Ireland Baldwin, the impossibly beautiful daughter of actors Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, already has a head start on the rest of us plebeians. So when she decides to pull a Beyonc, you just know she's going to do it better than most.

Indeed, when Ireland Baldwin "wakes up like this," it's topless on a beach in short shorts, with a Hello Kitty sleep mask and a surfboard. (Surfbort?)