Martin Short's Jiminy Glick Returns And Bill Hader Isn't Ready

Jiminy Glick , the hack Hollywood journalist portrayed by Martin Short for decades, made a sassy return on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday. (Watch the video below.)

Former Barry star Bill Hader was Jiminys interview subject. But the guest was really there to play straight man to Shorts fawning imbecile of a host. Hader couldnt keep it together while the obsequious Jiminy surgically cut him to pieces.

I was hoping for an A-lister, but Im thrilled to have you, Bill, he gushed. Glancing at his notes, he added: ...Hader.

Youve had an interesting career, havent you? Jiminy continued. I dont know a great deal about it.

Shorts alter ego is a starfucker of the shallowest order, which makes his raving about Chris Kattans Saturday Night Live characters, and the smell of SNL boss Lorne Michaels (chicken piccata and silver dollars), all the more entertaining.

By the time Jiminy got around to mourning Willie Mays and saving a semi-chewed doughnut for later, Hader was a goner.

Jiminy really tried to end the chat on a positive note or so it seemed.

You know what? he told Hader. This is a nice outfit if youre a cat burglar, not if youre a human being.

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