"The Tonight Show" just became like a Twitter version of "America's Funniest Home Videos ," and pretty much everyone deserves a grand prize.

Perhaps to make himself feel better about nearly losing his finger, Jimmy Fallon called on fans to send in their most hilarious injuries this week with the hashtag #MyDumbInjury . His favorites weren't necessarily as bad as his "ring avulsion " story. (Remember: Do not Google "ring avulsion.") But things like getting a holiday-themed cookie cutter scar seem close enough. (Don't Google that either.)

Here are some of the best of your worst fails:

Oh, and not to add insult to injury, but Judd Apatow visited right in the middle of everything to literally insult Fallon on his injury. Enjoy.

"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.