'Spoken Like A Real Knob': Jimmy Kimmel Burns Trump, Ted Cruz In Scorching Monologue

Jimmy Kimmel didnt hold back while going after two of the NRAs biggest apologists: Donald Trump and Ted Cruz .

A gunman killed 19 children and two teachers at a Texas elementary school days before the gun groups meeting in Houston, but that didnt keep the former president or current Texas senator from attending and giving speeches.

Kimmel tore into the pair for attending the meeting of the mindless, noting that Cruz was confronted at a restaurant before the event for blocking gun control measures.

Ted Cruz must know that at this point, every busboy spits in his food, right? Kimmel said. Maybe thats what he likes about eating out, I dont know, but I for one hope Ted Cruz never gets to eat peacefully in a restaurant again.

Rather than address the Uvalde killers legal purchase of military-grade assault rifles days after his 18th birthday, Cruz called for door control , demanding that schools have just one entrance.

Spoken like a real knob, Kimmel said.

Wouldnt it be a shame if people started piling their old doors up on Ted Cruzs lawn? Kimmel added. Oh man, I would hate to see that. Imagine if there were so many doors in front of his door he couldnt get out of the door.

Trump also spoke at the NRA event, blaming mass shootings on mental illness and broken families rather than easy access to assault weapons.

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Thats right, the deranged narcissist who had children with three different women is lecturing us about mental illness and broken homes, Kimmel said.

See more in his Tuesday night monologue:

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