You know all those weird products the Kardashians promote on their Instagram accounts? Like the detox teas that supposedly make you drop 30 pounds in 30 minutes and the vitamins that claim to turn your thin, damaged locks into thick, luscious Rapunzel hair? Well, I decided to put them to the test. Who knowsmaybe all these bizarre products and potions actually are the secret to the ultimate in 21st century beauty and fame.

In trying to learn if the many products lived up to the hype (or if the Kardashian/Jenner clan is just hawking anything to make a quick hundred thou), I tried a few of the most notorious items that the famous family endorses.

Here are the results of my journalistic investigation.

SugarBearHair Vitamins (endorsed by Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner)