Martin Short Taunts Trump By Revealing Melania's Only True 'Expectation'

Martin Short on Tuesday said Melania Trump reportedly hated her time in Washington so much that she is not planning to return and wont live in the White House if her husband, Donald Trump , wins the election.

I actually have a little empathy for Melania, said Short, who is filling in as host for Jimmy Kimmel this week. She entered into this marriage, she had a certain expectation. And that expectation was that the average life expectancy for an American male is 76.3 years old.

The former president turned 78 this month.

Short, who joked that hes contractually obligated to mock Trump while on Kimmel, offered the former first lady another option: move to Canada.

According to a story I saw today, there are plenty of Trump-like con artists up there, too, he said, then shared a wild news report about a psychic grifter.

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