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Posted: 2016-09-27T16:21:04Z | Updated: 2016-09-27T16:21:38Z

To be a parent is to eat off your childs plate.

Im pretty sure most of the weight I gained as a new mom was from finishing my own meal, then eating whatever my child left behind in an effort not to waste food. But probably even worse are the times we dont even have time to make our own food, so we desperately scarf whatever our kids didnt eat from their meals.

Comedian and dad Patton Oswalt nailed the phenomenon this week when he tweeted the details of his breakfast:

Just had my usual breakfast -- the mini-pancakes & cantaloupe slices my daughter didn't eat as I rush out the door to get her to school.

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Just had my usual breakfast -- the mini-pancakes & cantaloupe slices my daughter didn't eat as I rush out the door to get her to school.

Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 26, 2016

His admission opened the floodgates for parents admitting just how often we make a sad, sad meal of our childrens leftovers, especially in the chaotic morning hours.

@pattonoswalt I had leftover half slice of banana bread that my son didn't eat & some yogurt I licked off my fingers after cleaning him up.

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@pattonoswalt I had leftover half slice of banana bread that my son didn't eat & some yogurt I licked off my fingers after cleaning him up.

Mike Barish (@mikebarish) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt I finished my daughter's bagel, and bit into the front tooth that she thought she had swallowed. HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!

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@pattonoswalt I finished my daughter's bagel, and bit into the front tooth that she thought she had swallowed. HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!

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.@pattonoswalt I had half of a slightly gnawed on waffle and some left over strawberries...eaten while standing as I cleared the plates.

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.@pattonoswalt I had half of a slightly gnawed on waffle and some left over strawberries...eaten while standing as I cleared the plates.

Angela Kinsey (@AngelaKinsey) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt I ate my 4-year old's cold oatmeal from a purple plastic bowl in the car after leaving her wailing at preschool. #Monday's

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@pattonoswalt I ate my 4-year old's cold oatmeal from a purple plastic bowl in the car after leaving her wailing at preschool. #Monday 's

Liz Dierolf (@me_andthensome) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt my usual breakfast is pop tart edges. The raspberry ones are pretty good.

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@pattonoswalt my usual breakfast is pop tart edges. The raspberry ones are pretty good.

Colleen (@colleentrig) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt the most satisfying part of my day is getting to eat leftover grilled cheese crusts

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@pattonoswalt the most satisfying part of my day is getting to eat leftover grilled cheese crusts

Large Marge (@jenncinquanti) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt Excellent. I usually have toast crust, previously handled/crushed cheese slices and warm back-washed milk.

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@pattonoswalt Excellent. I usually have toast crust, previously handled/crushed cheese slices and warm back-washed milk.

Eric Lapointe (@AccurateEric) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt Half bowl of soggy Cheerios with semi-thawed blueberries. Breakfast of champion parents.

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@pattonoswalt Half bowl of soggy Cheerios with semi-thawed blueberries. Breakfast of champion parents.

Ian Lindsay (@IanC_Lindsay) September 26, 2016

The responses are also full of parents admitting how much of their daily diets consist of unfinished kid food.

@pattonoswalt for the past 18 years my diet has consisted almost entirely of the food my children refuse to eat.

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@pattonoswalt for the past 18 years my diet has consisted almost entirely of the food my children refuse to eat.

Phil Gorden (@phipho) September 26, 2016

@pattonoswalt The title of my forthcoming memoir: Things I Ate Off My Kids' Plates Because I Am Basically a Dumpster.

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@pattonoswalt The title of my forthcoming memoir: Things I Ate Off My Kids' Plates Because I Am Basically a Dumpster.

Sarah Jane (@sjfaraway) September 26, 2016

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@pattonoswalt my diet is also mostly \"kinderleavings\"

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@pattonoswalt my diet is also mostly "kinderleavings"

Calef Brown (@CalefBrown) September 26, 2016

So there you have it: Parenting is cooking something for someone who doesnt want it and then being forced to eat it. Also, can we make kinderleavings a thing?

H/T ScaryMommy

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