I have no idea what it means when people say that theyre just dating for fun

Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) January 24, 2022

Going on a hike date wish me luck in finding out if I like someone while covered in dirt

Blair Socci (@blairsocci) September 16, 2022

first date idea: take him near a 12 foot skeleton to see if hes lying about his height

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 15, 2023

tinder is a food delivery app if youre good at it

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 16, 2023

I dont hunt or fish so for my online dating profile I would just post a picture of me holding an old PS2 Controller by the cord

jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) March 14, 2023

Too many ex boyfriends like my tweets about being single.

Eliza Skinner #wgastrong (@elizaskinner) July 5, 2022

thinking about the time someone i met on dating app said "i am demisexual, i like to get to know someone a little better before we have sex" and i was like "isn't that just normal people" and she blocked me

autodesk hate account (@duckbldg) October 18, 2023

The dudes who are afraid of commitment are the same dudes who have committed to a single solitary bath towel for the last 12 years

Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) January 14, 2022

There needs to be a grocery store for single people where they sell flour by the tablespoon

Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) October 8, 2023

Get a man to take you to Cheesecake Factory on the first date so you know he can read a book

stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) April 29, 2021

Every time I go on a date I reward myself with a hot pocket for my open heartedness

Blair Socci (@blairsocci) June 18, 2021

on this day Lord, I ask thee to protect me from someday dating someone who wants to make TikToks together.

Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) June 20, 2021

so single i get mad when my uber drivers arent as hot as their pictures

i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) September 17, 2021

going back on hinge with the sole purpose of finding someone with in unit washer/dryer

juniper (@junithediabetic) October 15, 2023

If my mom wrote my dating profile: shes A LOT

limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) May 17, 2023

I dont think I could date a tall guy again partly due to my irrational fear of the property brothers

cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) January 13, 2023

Every single woman on Hinge loves hiking, just across the board. Is there a dating app for lazy people? Thats what I need.

Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) October 17, 2023

me: dating is tough, lot of weirdos out there

me on a date: so heres everything i know about the jonestown massacre

trash jones (@jzux) April 4, 2022

Collecting people on hinge like Tamagotchis. My little Nintendogs. The Neopets I will forget to check on.

(@lilruzi) October 13, 2023

Yes Im on a dating app. No I dont want to go on a date or meet anyone new ever. We exist

caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 10, 2021

its always some guy on hinge who identifies as a moderate who comments on your first photo to tell you he wants to make you a wife and a mother by tomorrow

paige hettinger (@404paigenotfnd) October 12, 2023

Would you still date me if I was-- NO. Youre already on thin ice right now.

Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) March 22, 2023

I went on a date last night and the guy kept calling it a meet-cute and I really dont know if he remembers we met on hinge

Courtney Parchman (@cornydawgy) October 19, 2023

Back on hinge. Seeing lots of Austin gays have "CEO" as their job title. It's nice to see equal amounts of gays represented in the scamming space.

DunkinGay Capital (@dunkin_nyc) May 18, 2023

Date yourself no thank you I am a nightmare.

Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) June 18, 2021

People on dating apps are like if you dont like tacos you dont deserve love

sleepiest girl in the whole wide world (@v_dcknz) December 29, 2021

my #1 love language is probably physical touch but you'll see me dead before i put that on a dating app. what do i look like some kind of pervert. don't answer that

rishi (@rishipuff) July 23, 2022

first dates in your 30s are awesome because you get to be asked when you want kids by someone you have no chemistry with

danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) January 3, 2023

gonna start introducing men i am casually dating as my insignificant other

Cilantro.bb.95@aim.com (@bb_apes) February 5, 2023

using a calculator as a dating app

lily (@hondacrvthe3rd) October 18, 2023