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Posted: 2018-01-26T16:30:03Z | Updated: 2018-01-26T19:28:44Z

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant but succinct wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. For this weeks great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

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One cool thing about being female is you can go from fresh-faced prodigy to grizzled veteran in like 3 years

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One cool thing about being female is you can go from fresh-faced prodigy to grizzled veteran in like 3 years

Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 23, 2018

It's Guy Fieri's birthday today. He gets to make a wish by blowing out all the flames on his shirt

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It's Guy Fieri's birthday today. He gets to make a wish by blowing out all the flames on his shirt

Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 22, 2018

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and no matter what you cook in there your microwave smells like hotdogs.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and no matter what you cook in there your microwave smells like hotdogs.

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Nothing like eating a healthy salad for lunch so that I can be hungry and mad all day

Ash (an female) (@adult_mom) January 24, 2018

I'm starting to think any desire I have ever had to be or get pregnant came from early obsessive viewings of Father of The Bride 2

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I'm starting to think any desire I have ever had to be or get pregnant came from early obsessive viewings of Father of The Bride 2

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FUN PRANK: continue to have hope in our elected officials

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FUN PRANK: continue to have hope in our elected officials

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ME: I'm laying off carbs this month.

* 5 mins later *

ME: Pack a bottle of water because we're about to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Red Lobster because I saw a pic of the San Francisco Bay on IG and now all I can think about is getting a cheddar bay biscuit in my mouth.

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ME: I'm laying off carbs this month.

* 5 mins later *

ME: Pack a bottle of water because we're about to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Red Lobster because I saw a pic of the San Francisco Bay on IG and now all I can think about is getting a cheddar bay biscuit in my mouth.

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My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv

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My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv

Cheish (@TheCheish) January 21, 2018

*sits bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night*

Why isn't there grape La Croix??

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*sits bolt upright in bed in the middle of the night*

Why isn't there grape La Croix??

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working on my present day Sopranos fan fiction in which Adriana dumps Christopher because she makes more money than him by promoting flat tummy tea to her 300k Instagram followers

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working on my present day Sopranos fan fiction in which Adriana dumps Christopher because she makes more money than him by promoting flat tummy tea to her 300k Instagram followers

Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) January 22, 2018

Bought a treadmill that hooks into Google Map streetview so that I can virtually run around my neighborhood...

My evolution to total introvert is complete.

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Bought a treadmill that hooks into Google Map streetview so that I can virtually run around my neighborhood...

My evolution to total introvert is complete.

Girl On Tapas (@girlontapas) January 21, 2018

did yall know having a water cooler in your house is only like $25/month? i'm bout to be hydrated as fuck.

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did yall know having a water cooler in your house is only like $25/month? i'm bout to be hydrated as fuck.

king crissle (@crissles) January 25, 2018

Ive never seen This Is Us but based on how hard it makes you guys cry I assume its just the scene in Homeward Bound where Shadow comes home played over and over.

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Ive never seen This Is Us but based on how hard it makes you guys cry I assume its just the scene in Homeward Bound where Shadow comes home played over and over.

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Made lasagna so I won't have to cook again for about 3 weeks.

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Made lasagna so I won't have to cook again for about 3 weeks.

E~ville (@E_Ville13) January 21, 2018

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Im sorry we have a Best Picture category and THIS HAS NEVER MADE IT? pic.twitter.com/WDfzex1Suu

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I forgot deodorant today and used the ole hand sanitizer in the armpits trick and I don't smell terrible! I mean I smell faintly of a vodka aunt but that's my aesthetic anyway!

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I forgot deodorant today and used the ole hand sanitizer in the armpits trick and I don't smell terrible! I mean I smell faintly of a vodka aunt but that's my aesthetic anyway!

alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) January 22, 2018

*drinks iced coffee*
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*drinks iced coffee*
*pees 6 times every hour for the next 10 hours*

Samantha Matt (@SamanthaMatt1) January 23, 2018

Don't forget to turn your Doomsday Clocks forward & your history books backward

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me: \"who cares about birthdays lol I'm grown now it's just another day\"
also me: *has told every single human I've come in contact with for weeks that my birthday is on friday*

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me: "who cares about birthdays lol I'm grown now it's just another day"
also me: *has told every single human I've come in contact with for weeks that my birthday is on friday*

farwz (@farwzz) January 24, 2018

Bodega cats seems fun until you realize why theyre there

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Bodega cats seems fun until you realize why theyre there

Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 23, 2018