Sorry July 4, 1776, but July 15, 2015, just became the most American day of all time.

The United States of America beat France in a game of American football , 82-0, on Wednesday night in the very American city of Canton, Ohio. Read that sentence over a few times. Really soak it in. Feel nice? Thats because this is about as good as it gets, ladies and gentlemen. Seriously, just look at the box score while pouring out a Coors Light for the members of the French national team.