To some, Valentines Day is a magical day full of flowers, romance and opportunities to make single people feel terrible online.
Being that theres currently an epidemic of loneliness so severe in the U.S. that the surgeon general felt compelled to release a freakin advisory on it last year, were figuring many people are feeling personally victimized by the onslaught of clichd social media posts featuring candlelight dinners, proposals and happy couples holding hands on the beach. (Were looking at you, Barack Obama! )
But here at HuffPost, we say Valentines Day this year is just another Wednesday and its OK if you dont have a special someone to fully celebrate the ultimate hump day.
So, in honor of Cupids stupid day landing on a Wednesday, we think you should view it the way that Wednesday Addams would cynically, and wanting to burn the whole holiday down.
To help you get into this mindset, weve gathered plenty of anti-Valentines Day posts from X (formerly Twitter) that will further solidify the icy layer around your frosty heart.
Enjoy!
I SAID YES!!! someone asked if I was alone for valentines day!!!
— trash jones (@jzux) February 14, 2024
and thats how you know she really loves you pic.twitter.com/bm0COmeAgR
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) February 12, 2024
A heart shaped pizza is actually less pizzadont fall for that shit.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) February 13, 2024
As your goth valentine I will put my beating heart under the floorboard of your enemys favorite room.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) February 13, 2024
Today is Tuesday. Valentines Day is Wednesday. Tomorrow. The stores are COVERED in flowers, candy, candles, stuffed animals, etc. If that man shows up without a gift or trinket, hes hates you and wants you to die. The cheapest bouquet I saw was $4.99. HE WANTS YOU TO PERISH.
— Grip Bayless (@talleyberrybaby) February 13, 2024
me: i dont have a valentine
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) February 13, 2024
my bank account: thank you god
for valentines day im gonna poison him then nurse him back to health
— julia (@juumelo_) February 13, 2024
Flowers for Valentines Day are coolbut what she really needs is windshield wiper fluid.
— Benny Boy (@Camel_Crushin) February 14, 2024
Ash Wednesday: Valentines Day: pic.twitter.com/9wxRtHgxec
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 14, 2024
My parents have been married 60 years. My mom told me she has been giving my dad the same Valentines Day card for TWENTY years. And the beauty is he has no idea. He reads it in its entirety every year. And then she puts it back in a drawer for next year. Freaking genius.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 13, 2024
Its ok to not have a Valentine on Valentines Day. I didnt have a groundhog on Groundhogs Day
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) February 13, 2024
I SAID YES!!! someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
— (@casbby888) February 13, 2024
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 13, 2024
Im single by choice. Not my choice. Everyone elses choice.
— Shae Aaron (@ShaeAaron) February 13, 2024
Happy 3 course prix fixe menu that involves something red or heart shaped day.
— Chef Reactions (@ChefReactions) February 14, 2024
When you feel unloved on Valentine's Day just remember, on other days nobody loves you, too.
— AnnaAnkaAnia (@samerealwoman) February 13, 2024
Valentines Day falling on Ash Wednesday is the original Barbenheimer
— Matthew Levy (@MattLevy51) February 14, 2024
just had a bad flashback to Valentines Day at my high school. you could buy roses to send to people & theyd be delivered during class, so we all got to watch the popular girls get eight while we just sat there!
— Alicia A-Z, PhD, she/her (@aliciaandrz) February 13, 2024
but Im a writer now so Im glad I learned about rejection early.
Happy obligatory post with your significant other day.
— Erica Rhodes (@ericarhodes) February 14, 2024
I cant t believe they just broke into my
— Jacuzzzzzzz. (@validrakeem) February 11, 2024
house and took my woman's valentines day gifts
the most romantic movie of all time, gone girl https://t.co/R53sHbZGaW pic.twitter.com/OKSLeLtimZ
— triz (@margotsprestige) February 13, 2024
If men wrote candy hearts:
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 14, 2024
- hi
- hey
-hello
- HI
- *seen at 1:46am*
So glad I helped 3 kids make 75 valentines for everyones trash cans.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) February 14, 2024
I still send my ex flowers every Valentines Day.
— PieGuy (@ilovepie84) February 14, 2024
I always sign it thanks for last night so that it starts a fight with her new husband
A dozen of your finest red rosesand $20 on pump 7, my good man
— LL Gabagool Jay (@JayTorch1031) February 14, 2024
Wife: UGH. Fine. Go ahead, but make it quick.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 14, 2024
Hope your Valentine's Day is as magical as mine.
anxiously awaiting my dog to confirm that i am in fact her valentine as well
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 14, 2024
Did anyone elses iPhone feature a slideshow of their ex today set to gentle piano music
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) February 14, 2024
Ash Wednesday and Valentines Day? Big day for those of us that love having stuff wiped on our foreheads
— Ally (@aladycalledcake) February 14, 2024
Blood is red
— Milad Sharifpour, MD (@MSharifpourMD) February 14, 2024
Propofol is white
Im sorry you are having a surgery
Ill make sure you wake up alright
Love poems from your friendly anesthesiologist
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