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Posted: 2024-04-19T06:42:59Z | Updated: 2024-04-19T06:42:59Z

Stephen Colbert spotted what he called comforting news for Donald Trump : a new poll where hes opened up a huge lead on President Joe Biden .

Its not an election poll. Those remain close.

But Colbert found a poll with some off-kilter questions about Trump and Biden, asking such things as who would win a hot dog eating contest .

The results of the poll are as unsettling as the contents of a hot dog, Colbert said, noting that 58% of respondents chose Trump to chow down more dogs, versus just 13% who picked Biden.

In the middle of a stressful court case, this must be so comforting news for Trump, Colbert said, then mimicked an aide: Uh, Mr. President, theres gonna be weeks of humiliating testimony about your sexual infidelity. But I wanted you to know, you did just win a poll saying you could swallow much more pureed hog anus.

That wasnt the only bizarre question on the survey and not the only wild category where Trump has a massive edge on Biden.

Colbert broke it all down in his Thursday night Late Show monologue:

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