my four year old mispronounces curse words which is cute and not at all horrifying when she yells bammit!! and cheese crisis!!!

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 29, 2020

parenting is about hearing get me an apple juice! NOW!!!! by someone who still pronounces vagina bagina

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) August 11, 2022

My 12YO just pronounced fettuccine like it rhymes with medicine so I see my work is not done yet.

— Jan (@moyermama) March 4, 2018

My 4-year-old pronounced "French hens" as "henchmens" and now the third day of Christmas is a heist movie.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 25, 2019

When my daughter was four she tried to say she had the "heebie jeebies" but it came out "Hebrew Bee Gees" and that's how it's been pronounced in my house for the last ten years

— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) January 26, 2023

People from New England, I have one kid who pronounces it "Massive Two Shits" so act accordingly please

— Draggin Father Behind (@DragginFatherB) January 4, 2023

My kid sure is doing a lot of dinosplaining for someone who pronounces it belociraptor

— meghan (@deloisivete) January 21, 2022

2 pronounces Ladybug "itchy butt" and I just thought you all needed to know that.

— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) June 28, 2019

Our toddler is currently loving the movie Brave and keeps pronouncing the name of the princess as Mierda instead of Merida, and I hope you all know that mierda is shit in spanish so our next family get together will be interesting

— yelisa (@beingyelisa) July 9, 2021

My 5 year old pronounces whack-a-mole exactly like guacamole

— nice things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 29, 2022

My 1yo recently learned how to say Hiiiii! Except she pronounces it with a D. So every morning when I get her up the first thing she says to me in her sweet little voice: Dieeeeee.

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 26, 2023

4: Are you peeing or pooping?

Me: What? Im peeing, why?

4: Its hard to know, you pee AND poop out of your pajama.

Me: UhhhhI think you mean vagina and no thats not accurate.

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) September 17, 2021

Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021

I miss the days when my kid pronounced it skellington like some kind of victorian urchin

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 13, 2023

Even though my oldest daughter is now 20 I'm still a annoyed that someone at some point told her they're pronounced strawberries, not straw babies

— Dad Moon Rising (@raoulvilla) March 19, 2022

My toddler pronounces twirling like squirreling and no one better not ever correct her. #toddlerlife #toddlers #parenting

— Marissa (@michimama75) February 10, 2019

9 is a FAB reader.
But yesterday he pronounced prologue as proLUGE & it reminded me of the words he mixed up as a toddler:

McDonalds was making Donalds
Yellow was yeller
fruit snacks were nemos (my fave)

I needed that throwback after another LONG homeschool day

— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) September 25, 2020

Please dont be offended when my 4yo introduces you to Percy, his toy parrot. He cant pronounce his rs.

— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 28, 2022

My 2 yo pronounces Corn Flakes "porn face", which makes the sentence "mommy is eating corn flakes" less family friendly than it should be.

— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) June 6, 2018

9: Daddy, Im only going into 4th Grade, I dont talk like William Shakespeare yet (pronounced as Shaq-is-pear)

— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 17, 2021

My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter.

— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) May 15, 2022