A typical cup holds about 8 ounces of liquid.

But if a child spills it, that number increases to 8 gallons.

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My tween daughter is the only one among her group of friends who doesnt have a phone. I know this because she tells me every 30 minutes.

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my toddler, yelling from the other room while I get her a snack: I am LONELY and I want a BAGEL

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[if I talked like my 5 year old]

Husband: Hey have you seen the spatula?

Me: No. Well yes. Cause there was a fly? And so I chased the fly but then it flew into the closet like the bad guy in Iron Man and on YouTube there was a FLYING TURTLE and my favorite turtle is Raphael and

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My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink. pic.twitter.com/OEqnR1McJ6

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Parenting books never prepared me for how much time Id spend arguing for kids to get into and then out of the shower.

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miles' just said his longest sentence yet! \"mommy I need you to move, please\" ijhfudsfdkujodif (twitter doubles as my baby book)

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My 8yo slammed the junk drawer shut, threw her hands up, and asked, What happened to all the tape?

Really?

Really?

YOU happened, kid.

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Was racing with my 4- and 6-year-olds in the house. 6-year-old started crying and said the 4-year-old pushed him into the wall.

I actually don't know who was at fault because they were both eating my dust.

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I really think that one day when I wasnt paying attention my two year old daughter took one of those Master Class sessions taught by a former FBI hostage negotiator.

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Made the grievous mistake of laughing at my 5yos joke so now I must hear that joke repeatedly until I die.

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A cool thing about being a mom is that my husband teases the kids by showing them scary things and then Im the one who gets woken up at 3am when they have nightmares.

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6-year-old: I'm the best!

Me: At what?

6: I haven't decided yet.

The world is hers.

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I traveled to Hawaii while pregnant with my first. I traveled to Las Vegas while pregnant with my second.

And thats all you need to know about their personalities.

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I'll never forget that on this day, 2 years ago, I tried to be spontaneous and took my kids to see a sunflower field... pic.twitter.com/RyQ7hmFW8W

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Wife: I'm going to have the kids clean up their rooms

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Whaling, except its the noise I make when someone looks at my blubbery stomach and asks if Im pregnant

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Me: Oh my, you drew eyebrows on your forehead in permanent marker.

5: You look surprised.

Me: So do you.

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If Im going to play with the kids in the shallow end I will also need my handstand rated and underwater swimming timed.

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3yo: I need a new water cup. This one hurts me.
Me: How does it hurt you?
3: It's too drinky.
Me:........

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Are you a sane person or do you have children?

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