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Poo, Puke And Pissed-Up Punters: Waiters And Waitresses Reveal Their Most WTF Stories
"The kid decided to try and make a run for it, leaving a trail of puke through the restaurant."
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Americans Don't Use Egg Cups And People Can't Cope With This
"we did not go through 300 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION to have an egg just roll around on a f*cking plate"
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My Surname Is Cockburn And It's A Wee Bit Funny
Let's just say I'm diligent about staying hydrated and avoiding STIs.
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People Are Giving 'Last Christmas' Lyrics Hilarious New Meaning
"But the very next day, you Tindered away..."
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