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Funny Tweets

"Im at the watching Christmas movies stage of quarantine."
"My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential."
"I said Alexa three times and she didnt respond so shes family now."
The coronavirus pandemic is putting everything in perspective including couples' wedding vows.
"Lots of mothers gonna be surprised when their Mother's Day gift is a barrel of oil."
Thanks, as ever, to our Twitter comedians who week in, week out deliver the funny content.
Because we could all use a laugh right now.
"My 8-year-old looked my mum dead in the eye and asked, 'How long do you think you'll live, Grandma?'"
"My 7yo sure says 'Im not lying!' a lot for someone who is usually lying."
These tweets will immediately cure you of your baby fever.