10 Times The Golden Girls Was Totally Tone Deaf About Race

Warning! Gross but harmless generalization dead ahead: Gay men are kings of shade.

When its time to quickly and brilliantly take anyone or anything down a few pegs, nobody does it quite like we do. Its something we have in common with the ladies of The Golden Girls, and its likely a large part of why gay men continue to embrace the show as we approach the 26th anniversary of its 1992 series finale. (Sophia and Dorothy, in particular, were queens of shade, and with one of them off-screen, The Golden Palace spin-off was just too damn sunny.)

For seven TV seasons, from 1985 to 1992, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia provided more weekly shade than all the palm trees in Miami, or the pines at Sophias former nursing home, combined. I may not have caught every clever cut-down when the episodes originally aired, but a billion viewings later, not one gets past me.

Like so many of my fellow gay men, I will always reserve a soft spot in my heart for The Golden Girls, my all-time favorite TV show. But during a recent binge-fest, I noticed something I hadnt pinpointed during earlier marathons. When it came to race, The Golden Girls was sometimes kind of, well, shady.

Considering that the show was set in the melting pot of Miami and ran concurrently with The Cosby Show (1984-1992) on NBC, why didnt anyone think to cast a non-white actress of a certain age in a recurring role? Diahann Carroll would have killed as a comedic nemesis for Rue McClanahans Blanche Devereaux. Shed already perfected the art of shade during her mid-80s stint baiting Joan Collins Alexis Carrington as Dynastys Dominique Deveraux (no relation!).

Black characters occasionally popped up on The Golden Girls, but if their race wasnt a plot point, like when Dorothys son announced he was marrying a black woman, the comedy often underscored it, usually via stereotypes.

Now that I think about it, the Golden Girls scenarios that are least likely to make me laugh out loud today probably involve some depiction of race. While there are just as many Asian-centric gags to cringe at (example: Sophias reaction to Dorothys Chinese doctor in Sick and Tired, a low point of the otherwise brilliant two-part season-five opener), the groan-worthy moments that follow all revolve around black comedy.

1. Rose agrees to be Blanches veedenfrugen (translation: personal slave) for one week in season two, episode 21, to make up for supposedly misplacing her earrings. Blanche is hesitant at first, but she eventually comes to appreciate the arrangement.

Blanche: Veedenfrugen, a lovely idea. If wed had them in the old days, we wouldnt have had to fight that disruptive Civil War.

Earth to Blanche: We did have them in the old days, millions of them. That disruptive Civil War was all about veedenfrugens.

2. Sophia has an odd way of describing one of the biggest musicians of the 80s in the very next episode.

Dorothy: Come on, Blanche. What are you looking for?

Blanche: I dont know. I just know its not Jake. But Im not going to let that discourage me from finding my Mr. Right. And Im not going to compromise my standards either. Im simply going to look high and low, far and wide, and never lose heart. For I know one day my prince will come.

Dorothy: Now what was that supposed to mean?

Sophia: I wasnt paying close attention. But from what I could make of it, shes going to sleep with that little black guy, Prince.

3. In season three, episode four, Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche hire Marguerite, a black housekeeper who sounds like shes from somewhere in the Caribbean. A colorful misplaced rock leads them to conclude that Marguerite must be a caster of spells. Yep, that old stereotype about witchy island women. Of course, it depends on which island. Despite Wiccan tradition, surely they never would have suspected an old white woman from the British Isles of engaging in sorcery, which Dorothy sort-of acknowledges in the end.

4. As theyre about to fire Marguerite for her poor job performance, Blanche makes a classic-TV revelation/plea to her.

Blanche: Before we do, I just want you to know, Tootie was my favorite on The Facts of Life!

Later, upon meeting Marguerite, Sophia is surprised to see the re-hired housekeeper wearing a tiara and sipping champagne.

Sophia: What is this, the Miss Black America contest?

Introductions are made.

Marguerite: Im pleased to meet you. Wont you join us?

Sophia: Yeah, and pour me some of that champagne. I never know if Im going to make it to New Years.... So what are we celebrating? Did The Supremes get back together?

There are several incidents of light racial humor in this episode, often courtesy of Marguerite. Most of it is fairly meh, but it is chuckle-worthy when Marguerite calls Shelley Long, who had recently left the NBC sitcom Cheers, a thin, uppity white woman.

5. In season three, episode 23, Dorothys son Michael reveals hes engaged to Lorraine, an older black woman who also happens to be pregnant. When Rose and Blanche first meet Lorraines relatives, theyre wearing facial masks that look a lot like blackface. The laugh track kicks in because, you know, blackface is so funny.

6. Naturally, Sophia underscores race when she enters a tense scene with Dorothy, Lorraines relatives, and Rose and Blanche in blackface.

Sophia: What is this, a revival of Raisin in the Sun?

7. Later, Sophia enters the kitchen, where Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche are having cheesecake with Lorraines relatives.

Sophia: Whats all the racket? Oh, Martha and the Vandellas are back.

Once the future extended in-laws have found some common ground, Sophia pops the question.

Sophia: You know, Im glad you showed up. Theres something important we didnt discuss this afternoon, and Id like to get that cleared up before we talk about anything else.... Is it true what they say about black men in bed?

Blanche: Oh, yes, definitely. [Everyone looks at her, shocked and/or appalled.] Oh, yes, definitely, that is something I would like to know about, too.

Really? Would it have been so shocking or appalling for Blanche, of all oversexed people, to have showered her affections on a black man at least once?

8. Despite her unspoken-of experience with black men, Blanche attempts to join the Daughters of the Old South in season six, episode 21. Its hard to imagine an episode like this one being green-lit in these times of heightened anti-Confederacy sentiment. Surely we wouldnt get Blanche reminiscing about the good old days when real Southerners would sit around on porch swings, regaling with stories of Abraham and Moses and all the other people who worked on the plantation. Sadly, those old days werent such good days for the likes of Abraham and Moses.

9. Sophia also broaches the topic of black male sexuality in season three, episode 1, when she talks to Rose about her new friend, a black man with Alzheimers.

Sophia: I never went to bed with Alvin. The thought never crossed my mind, which is odd because Ive always wondered about... that myth.

Rose: Theres a myth about people named Alvin.

Sophia: The myth about black men in the bedroom.

Rose: Is that a Greek myth?

Bless sweet, clueless Rose for honoring the stupidity of Sophias comment with more stupidity.

10. Blanche has an interesting reaction to learning that her father, Big Daddy, had an affair with her mammy in Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy (season six, episode five).

Blanche: Thats impossible! Big Daddy was a Republican!

Speaking of Mammy, The Golden Girls did get race commentary just right in the series finale with Sophias version of a Gone with the Wind-era Southern housekeeper. Although Florences take on The Jeffersons was funnier (see below, at the bottom), if a white character is going to squeeze comedy out of a racial stereotype, she might as well shade the stupidity of the stereotype while shes at it.

Yep, Sophia/Mammy, that sure is a mess of something. Thanks for pointing it out.