20 Names More Suitable Than Spring 'Break' | HuffPost Life

Spring Break? Break? What do you mean, break? Spring break might be a break for kids, but isn't there a better name for the week parents must survive when their kids are at home all day from school?

Kids are like diamonds. They're expensive and they don't ever break, especially during spring break. Here are 20 more appropriate titles I propose parents call the week kids are at home during the spring season:

Spring Breakdown

Spring De-Cleaning

Spring Fling Food Week

Spring Training for Combat Week

Shriek Week

The Extra Work Week

Not for the Weak Week

Spring Roll Over and Cry Week

What Do I Do with My Kids? Week

The Babysitter Exodus and Feels Like They'll Never Return Week

Are We There Yet? Week

Unofficial Fire Prevention Week

The Spring-Time Moves So Slow Week

Spring in Nobody's Step Week

Home is Where the Hotel is Messy Week

Cabin and High Fever Week

Spring For-Bored Kids Week

Only for Kids Amusement Park Week

The Now What? Week

Parent Unappreciation Week

This list originally appeared on the ParentNormal Comedy Podcast during the episode about Spring Breakdowns . Like ParentNormal on Facebook . Follow ParentNormal on Twitter .

Your Support Has Never Been More Critical

Other news outlets have retreated behind paywalls. At HuffPost, we believe journalism should be free for everyone.

Would you help us provide essential information to our readers during this critical time? We can't do it without you.

Can't afford to contribute? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.

Support HuffPost

kindergarten breakdown parenting humor Kids Parenting

Your Support Has Never Been More Critical

Related

From Our Partner

HuffPost Shoppings Best Finds

This Ultra-Cozy Sweater Is Practically The Epitome Of Fall And Reviewers Love It

So Many Reviewers Agree That These Bras Are Insanely Comfortable

The Best Hands-Free Sex Toys According To Reviewers Who Have Tried Them

Reviewers Say These Are Their 11 Favorite Sex Toys For Solo Play

15 Men's T-Shirts That Reviewers Are Buying In Bulk From Amazon

MORE IN LIFE

This TSA PreCheck Scam Could Steal Your Money. Heres How To Spot It.

The 3 Office Monsters Youve Likely Encountered At Work

This Unconventional Travel Trend Is Many Travelers Go-To For A Fall Trip

Theres Good Fat And Bad Fat Do You Know The Difference?

This Is The Bedding That Amazon Shoppers Are Obsessed With

These 11 Hardworking Beauty Products Are Some Of Amazon's Bestsellers Right Now

27 Products On Amazon That Inspired Over 1,000 People To Leave A 5-Star Review

Just 36 Terrifyingly Good Before And Afters Of Cleaning Products Doing The Dang Thing

The Best Men's Underwear To Buy In Bulk On Amazon

The Travel Hygiene Step Too Many People Forget About

Why Is Election Day On A Tuesday?

Science Explains Why Coffee Makes You Pee So Much

The Rules For Wearing Tights This Winter, According To Stylists

Can You Eat The Pumpkin You Used For A Jack-O-Lantern?

This 6-In-1 Indoor Grill Has Been Called 'One Of The Best Purchases Ive Ever Made' And It's 40% Off Right Now

Apples Latest iPad Is On Sale For Its Lowest Price Ever

This Mega-Popular AncestryDNA Genetic Testing Kit Is 60% Off On Amazon

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

These Must-Have Beauty Picks Are On Sale For Sephora's Savings Event So Stock Up!

The Oral-B Electric Toothbrush Is 50% Off, But You Dont Have Long To Grab It

Reviewers Say This Shark Vacuum Works 'Better Than A Dyson' And It's The Lowest Price Of The Year.

These Actually-Nice Throw Blankets Are Weighted Blankets In Disguise

46 Products That'll Help Revive Almost Everything In Your Home

31 Products For Anyone Who Loves Being Outside But Hates Being Cold

The Tiny, Powerful Blender That Our Food Editor Uses Way More Than Her Vitamix

The Inexpensive Kitchen Tool That Saved My Family's Enormous Holiday Dinner

These Under-$30 Gifts Will Be A Hit Without Decimating Your Budget

If You Love Snacks, You Need These Accessories To Level Up Your Cheese Board

10 Products That Will Help You Find Those Items You're Always Losing

The Oral-B Electric Toothbrush Is 50% Off, But You Dont Have Long To Grab It

Reviewers Say This Shark Vacuum Works 'Better Than A Dyson' And It's The Lowest Price Of The Year.

This Towel And Blanket Warmer Is A Must-Have For Winter And At Its Lowest Price Of The Year

We Track Sales For A Living. Here Are Amazon Deals To Grab Before They Go This Week.

This Snail Mucin Retinol Leaves Your Skin 'Glowing' And It's On Sale For Just $10

The Latest Amazon Fire Tablet Is Nearly 50% Off But This Price Won't Last Long

The 1 Thing You Should Never Do In A Public Restroom, According To A Germ Expert

I Regret To Inform You That This Fake Fireplace Insert Is A Year-Round Treat

These Are Some Of The Bestselling Men's Sneakers On Amazon Right Now

32 Products Reviewers Fell In Love With After 'Trying Everything Else'

Dont Start Your Next Road Trip Without This Crucial Handheld Emergency Item