ALEC And The Lawfetchers

A quick primer

Heres how they do it: A small group of wealthy, powerful people meets in secret and writes laws that would bring lots of money to them and their friends. They fly a bunch of state legislators to a big shindig, wine and dine them, put them in a fancy hotel, wow them with speakers such as Milton Friedman and Dick Cheney. They share the laws with the legislators, who fill in the blanks with their state name and then take them home and introduce them as their own. There must be a word for this. Its not representative, and its not democracy. It might be lobbying, but their lawyers evade this definition in order to slip through a loophole in anti-corruption laws. Anyway, lobbying is too weak a word. Id say that ALEC (the American Legislative Exchange Council) is more of an outsourcing of the most basic function of government. Our elected politicians arent lawmakers, theyre lawfetchers.

Yes, ALEC is nonpartisan

ALEC calls itself nonpartisan. Some people question this, and point to the fact that over 99% of their members belong to the same party. But I think nonpartisan is quite right. To be partisan, you have to believe in a set of political principles. And on the major issues, ALEC is all over the map, sometimes favoring progressive principles, sometimes conservative. Sometimes theyre libertarians, sometimes theyre champions of the welfare state. Like some Democrats , they crave enormous and ever-growing public spending. They lie on their backs with their mouths open under the great federal spigot and only pause when they have to laugh.

ALEC is vehemently opposed to many core Republican principles. They will fight to the death against states rights: they think every states policy should be set by a small, secret committee of bureaucrats (them).

What about other issues, say, immigration? Well, if their companies can build the fence and provide the private border security, then theyre all about keeping the illegal immigrants out. But more commonly, as in the notorious Arizona law they wrote, ALEC wants to let the illegals in. They want the cheap, disposable labor for ALEC industries. And when the harvest is done, or when the work dries up, the illegals can be arrested and put into the private prisons built by the taxpayer and operated, at a tidy profit, by ALEC members. Prisons for profit are an ALEC staple. In fact, their privatization strategy is pretty much the same for prisons and for schools: they get government money for each inmate/student; they supply each inmate/student with as little as they can get away with; they pay the guard/teacher as close to minimum wage as possible; they pocket the change. And the change, in both cases, runs into the hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars. Two things America produces in great quantity are children and prisoners.

Republicans claim to be friends of small business. ALEC eats three small businesses over easy every morning. There are no ALEC members who run small businesses. The annual dues are 25 grand!

Most Republican state legislators are opposed to Affirmative Action, which might help poor and downtrodden students attend state universities. But luckily for these principled politicians, ALEC is all for Affirmative Action. A portion of their corporate fees is set aside for what they actually call scholarships for poor and downtrodden state lawfetchers to attend the conferences.

A factory for red tape

ALEC adores government regulations. They write thousands of pages of the stuff every year. They are a factory for red tape.

Donald Trump claims that he has built great structures. Four years ago, Mitt Romney mocked Obama for his statement: You didnt build that. And Republicans claim to be on the side of the people who build stuff, the people who do the real work that keeps the economy moving. ALEC members are not interested in building. Theyre into destroyingand mooching. They are attempting to dismantle American public education, a huge and mostly successful institution that took 150 years to build. And they mooch. The reason they target state houses is that they want public money. The for-profit universities want more government-sponsored loans that students will never be able to pay back, the for-profit schools want more vouchers for wealthy families, the online education providers want more local funding for their teacherless and student-free schools. ALEC doesnt build anything, and they have nothing but contempt for the suckers who do.

And ALEC certainly isnt Tea Party, though theyre happy to point the populist rage toward teachers and unions. Tea Partiers froth at the mouth at the thought of any redistribution of wealth. ALEC is all about redistribution of wealth: from the taxpayers, from the workers, from the urban poor, from the country rednecks, from the suburban middle class, from the 99% to them.