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Posted: 2015-07-24T19:37:52Z | Updated: 2015-07-26T19:23:05Z 11 Photos Every Dating Profile Must Have If You Want Anyone To Love You Ever Again | HuffPost

11 Photos Every Dating Profile Must Have If You Want Anyone To Love You Ever Again

Are you ready to become a dating superstar?
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Dating apps are the standard now. Sure, people still meet by aiming their faces at each other IRL, but mostly they're swiping their greasy fingers across photos and stalking a person's entire Internet presence before making a move. Welcome to the future!

But there are specific types of photos that are absolutely required to be in your dating profile if you ever expect someone to take you seriously as a potential life mate. 

Are you ready to become a dating superstar?

 

You MUST have a photo of you holding up the leaning Tower of Pisa, or grabbing the moon/sun in your hands.
Because that means you have a sense of humor.

You can't actually get your hands around the moon, silly! Swiping right all day!

You MUST have a photo of you in front of a mountainous canyon.
Bader-Butowski
Because that means you acknowledge that nature is BIG.
Soft_Light

You're truly in touch with the world. We should get a drink and get in touch with each other.

You MUST have a photo with you and your nieces and/or nephews.
Shutterstock / BlueOrange Studio
Because you want kids but you definitely don't have any yet.
Alamy

This person seems qualified to raise and nurture tinier versions of themselves!

You MUST have a photo of you doing a muddy obstacle course.
Jeff J Mitchell via Getty Images
Because not only are you in shape, but you can get a little dirty too.
Bruce Bennett via Getty Images
You MUST have a photo of you visually on fleek.
Getty Images
Because you also clean up nice and will not embarrass anyone if meeting at a fancy restaurant.
Shutterstock / Minerva Studio

The tie means he won't say childish things to me. Let's give it a shot!

You MUST have a photo where you're making a goofy face to the camera.
Alamy
Because you're goofy and fun and you don't take life too seriously.
Shutterstock / Maxim Kalmykov

The playfulness of his expression in this photo is directly proportional to the playfulness of his attitude!

You MUST have a photo of you with serious sunglasses face.
JAG IMAGES
Because you can mean business, and what's going on behind those stylish shades??
Getty

MYSTERIOUS.

You MUST have a photo of you just chillin' at the beach.
Danielle Donders
Because you're at the beach, just chillin'.
Shutterstock / haveseen

Whatever, no worries, all good.

You MUST have a photo with a pet.
Elena Eliachevitch
Because there is something you love that's not yourself.
Getty Images/Blend Images

If she can love that dog, then that means she can love me as well!

You MUST have a picture of you with alcohol.
Getty Images/Ingram Publishing
Because you're an ADULT, and you do adult stuff.
Getty Images

Adulting is fun!

You MUST have a photo where the relationships are ambiguous.
Getty
Because who the hell IS that?
Getty Images/Flickr Open

Why would you put this photo on a dating profile if you're not single?

 

 

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