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Posted: 2016-04-22T17:17:41Z | Updated: 2016-04-22T17:17:41Z 21 Signs There's Actually No Such Thing As Growing Up | HuffPost

21 Signs There's Actually No Such Thing As Growing Up

Adulting is a myth.

At this point we should probably just admit that adulthood is a big scam and doesn't exist, right? Right.

1
There is pretty much no difference between your full-grown self and when you were a child.
2
You still call your mom for help with laundry, especially stain removing.
3
If something comes in animal-form, it's pretty guaranteed you'll purchase it.
4
This is your idea of parenthood goals.
5
Nothing has ever spoken more to our soul than this statement:
6
The entire concept of adulthood and making your own decisions just sounds like way too much freedom to you.
7
You still contemplate whether or not there's a monster under your bed.
8
Being a prankster never gets old.
9
It genuinely angers you that playgrounds are only for children.
10
Being told you have to make your own decisions and book your own doctor's appointments is forever a mind-blowing concept for you.
11
You've pulled shit like this before:
12
There's never a dull moment running errands.
13
You refuse to believe that you qualify as "adult supervision" under any circumstance.
14
This seems like a perfectly normal shopping spree to you.
15
Your idea of a date night always involves some kind of game.
16
You still can't resist the opportunity to ding dong ditch someone.
17
Forts will never go out of style in your world.
18
Toys will always be and forever be fun for you.
19
You will always love picture books and comics the most.
20
You hope to be half as cool as this sweet couple when you're older.
21
And right when you think maybe you're starting to grow up, you realize:

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