Here's What It'd Be Like If 'Full House' Was 'True Detective'

Criminals aren't the only ones who say, "Have mercy!"

With all the buzz about "Fuller House ," the "Full House daddies" -- John Stamos , Bob Saget and David Coulier -- stopped by "The Late Show " on Wednesday and revealed they have another spinoff, "Full House Nights ." Colbert shouldn't be too shocked, though. Apparently, he's in it, too. 

The new show is basically "Full House" meets "True Detective ." It's like the original show but grittier, darker and still doesn't have Olsen twins (besides the opening credits). Plus, Uncle Joey gets shot, so that's unexpected, because we didn't think he ... wood?

"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on CBS.