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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Oct. 5-11)

"Have kids so you always have someone to point out how long your nose hairs are while standing in checkout lines."
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Audience Engagement Editor, HuffPost

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious  280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter  for more!

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