19 Funny Mother's Day Cards For Your Foul-Mouthed Mom

If your mom is the queen of dropping f-bombs, she deserves a Mother’s Day card that’s as foul-mouthed as she is.

Mother’s Day is almost here it’s May 12 so make sure you’re prepared. Though there are gifts you can order now ahead of time , you can’t underestimate the power of an honest AF Mother’s Day card, too.

Below, we’ve rounded up 19 perfect cards for your foul-mouthed mama. And, if you want more of our editor-sourced products and reviews, sign up for HuffPost’s sales and deals newsletter .

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Etsy / SadShop

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Proper Fucking Lady

Etsy // TopHatAndMonocle

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This Mothering Shit Is Hard

Etsy // InANutshellStudio

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Baddest Bitch

Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle

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Mum, You Are The Breast

Etsy // StudioBoketto

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Bullshit Problems

Etsy / 23SaltyStreet

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Sorry I Swear

Etsy / InkAndFog

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Shit Haircut

Etsy / yousaiditcards

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Bad Ass Mama

Etsy // fiveblessings

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Real Moms Drop F-Bombs

Etsy // grapestreetgreetings

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Loin Fruit

Etsy // witandwhistle

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Manners

Etsy / TopHatAndMonocle

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Sorry For All The Shit I Put You Through

Etsy // HonestAFCards

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Lady Bits

Etsy // PAGEFIFTYFIVE

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Sorry For Ruining Your Nether Regions

Etsy // RachelHaleyDesign

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Sorry I Swear So Much

Etsy // PRETTYBYHER

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Amazing Mothers Day

Etsy // DaviePaperCo

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You Rock The Shit Out Of Motherhood

Etsy // KissMyCard

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Thanks For Always Handling My Crap

Etsy // BEpaperie

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