All The 2016 GOP Announcement Speeches Are The Same

Once you've seen one GOP 2016 announcement speech, you've seen them all.

We’re not just talking about the basic “I’m running for president of the United States” and “God Bless America.”

We’re talking policies, “the American Dream,” and fixing what is broken.

So after watching hours and hours of campaign announcements, we've created "The Idiot's Guide To A GOP Announcement Speech." Watch it above.

Adriana Usero contributed reporting.

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