Your Best #IfIWonPowerball Tweets Prove You Should've Won

America has a major problem: The more money we get, the lamer we get.

When people get money, they typically do normal stuff like buy a house or get the car they always wanted or ... 

 ... Oh, my gosh, sorry! That sentence made me fall asleep.

Yeah, money just makes some people boring. But not you! Because the Powerball was more than $1.5 billion, Jimmy Fallon asked for your best #IfIWonPowerball tweets. Unfortunately, they already found some winners for the jackpot , but your tweets are so good that we demand a recount.

Well, at least you have a rich sense of humor. And that's what counts, right? Ugh.

"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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