'Mad Max' Avocadolypse Parody Crushes Guacamole Hopes On 'The Late Show'

Holy guacamole the U.S. Department of Agriculture says the country will run out of avocados in three weeks if President Donald Trump follows through on a threat to shut the U.S.-Mexico border.

The scenario is so dire that it begs for a blockbuster movie.

Thankfully, “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ” answered the call of Hollywood on Tuesday with a trailer for a “Mad Max” spoof called “Mad Guac: The Avocado Warrior.”

“Give us the avocados for our toast, or you will die!” one tough declares in the parody, a mix of movie footage and creative dubbing.

Be afraid of the avocadolypse.