Man Caught Having Sex With A Bush

This is what happens when you elect a bush. For sex.

A Connecticut man is suspected of getting freak-nasty with the foliage in his yard, according to the Connecticut Post.  Wallace Berg, 81, was completely naked Monday in his Stratford yard when a neighbor witnessed him allegedly "humping" a bush.

When the neighbor confronted him -- as anyone would do upon seeing a strange, naked man sexing his shrubbery -- Berg reportedly “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house,” police told the Connecticut Post.

The neighbor had taken some video of the bush-league behavior and gave it to cops, who charged Berg with public indecency and breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

Berg didn't immediately respond to calls for comment from The Huffington Post.

Sex with inanimate objects has almost become an American pastime . HuffPost Weird News has reported on dozens of men who have taken joy rides with bicycles , or gotten raunchy with rafts  and hell-bound with helicopters .

Edward Smith, of Washington state, claims to have had sex with more than 1,000 vehicles , including his favorite, the helicopter from the 1980s TV hit "Airwolf."

"I'm a romantic," he said in 2013. "I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

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