Cavaliers Fan Appears To Eat Horse Poop At Victory Parade

It seems at least one fan wore a shit-eating grin for real after the Cavaliers won the NBA championship.

As pointed out by Cleveland.com, this guy picks up what appears to be horse poop during Wednesday's victory parade in Cleveland and plops it into his mouth. He then tosses a clump into the air and catches it in his mouth as if it were a gum drop. Observers are both repelled and entertained, just as we are frankly.

While we can't confirm the provenance of said manure, some Twitter users who said they were there insisted it was real poop from a real horse's ass.

Warning: This video is disgusting (duh):

The late drag queen Divine earned notoriety for reportedly eating dog feces  for real in the 1972 John Waters film "Pink Flamingos."

Who knows what fame and fortune or total embarrassment await this fellow.