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Posted: 2015-12-14T22:05:50Z | Updated: 2015-12-14T22:05:50Z If You've Never Seen 'Star Wars,' Don't EVER Admit It | HuffPost

If You've Never Seen 'Star Wars,' Don't EVER Admit It

"It's not Bigfoot. It's Chewie."

Maybe you were trapped in some pop culture-less black hole, but if you haven't seen any of the "Star Wars" movies , it doesn't really matter now.

For the love of God, keep it to yourself. This guy probably wishes he had.

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A trade federation droid waits seductively for the bounty hunter droid IG88 to return home.

"Honey, I'm 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101!"

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"Hungover I am."

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