News Roundup for April 7, 2017

I mean, you should probably already know all this, but here we go...

1. Trump ordered a missile attack on Syria late on Thursday evening. It appears it was supported by other ally nations. Trump’s pal Putin is not happy about it . More here .

2. Twitter is suing the government to protect one of the alt-government accounts from being identified. Twitter ain’t letting no Big Brother shit go down this time. More here .

3. Insurers say Obamacare customers are “sicker and costlier than expected.” In a logic-defying move, they want to pull out of the program. More here .

4. Another abuse scandal broke in Seattle involving longtime mayor, Ed Murray. More here .

5. A girl was found living with monkeys in the forest in northern India. It is definitely not as cool as “The Jungle Book” makes it look. More here .