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Posted: 2016-01-15T19:47:09Z | Updated: 2016-01-15T19:48:53Z Next Year's Super Bowl Mascot Will Make You Hate Life | HuffPost

Next Year's Super Bowl Mascot Will Make You Hate Life

Houston, we have a problem.

Let's start with the football-shaped head in the football-shaped helmet. No points for creativity there.

Now let's move on to the lifeless eyes that could scare kids from the sport forever.

On Friday, Houston's Super Bowl committee unveiled its mascot for the 2017 big game -- and we're thinking maybe they should have passed on this one.

His name is TD and, according to his bio, he's "friendly, fun and full of Houston hospitality."

That's great, because TD couldn't help being born looking the way he does.

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