Reasons Judge Roy Moore Missed SCOTUS' Same-Sex Marriage Ruling

On Wednesday, Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore ordered state judges not to issue any marriage licenses contrary to the state's same-sex marriage ban.

Well, this is embarrassing.

Moore must have missed the U.S. Supreme Court's decision which made same-sex marriage completely legal nationwide. Judge Moore, where were you?

"I was with this American flag. All. Night. Long."

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"Got a last-minute tip on some cattle thieves -- had to spring into action!"

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"I was trapped in a sort of Christian phantom zone -- you know, like from 'Superman'?"

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"I was reading 'Infinite Jest.' Just finished."

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"Just plum forgot, my bad!"

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"Heh, sorry, I was thinking of this joke I heard. What's legal now, you say?"

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"What? Sorry, just got lost in my thoughts for seven months."

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"Caught up in a high-five marathon with myself, you know how it is, amirite?? High five!"

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